tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90538367167541150702024-03-05T00:47:16.894-08:00The Quantum TimesBleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-78414137381576435402017-07-05T17:07:00.001-07:002017-07-18T21:25:42.931-07:00Arizona on my mind<p dir="ltr">Well, for years I've resisted moving to Arizona, but suddenly the place seems kinda interesting.</p>
<p dir="ltr">I guess the crazy politics found in California and their pig stupid taxation and associated over the top leanings to crazy liberal antics has kinda done it for me.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Whatever the reason, California Democrats really piss me off with their insanity and make no mistake, Michael Savage has that number taped,  pretty much the way it is.</p>
<p dir="ltr">I can't decide if this insanity is care of the sun or their diet.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Time will tell, but for the moment it's not looking good for Kalifornia.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Especially with that total twat Komrade Brown running the socialist insanity show like the mad hatters tea <u>party</u> up in Scarymento....</p>
<p dir="ltr">Already most of the taxes Kalifornians pay goes to Komrades who (sic) worked for the state.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Its peaked at ridiculous levels and generations to come will pay for that shit dearly.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Komrade Brown's answer to his financial shortfall dilemma is just to add $175 vehicle tax a year and to add sneaky taxes that seem to total 12c  a gallon extra, but is in fact over a fucking dollar. </p>
<p dir="ltr">Fuck me, what is it that those total tards who voted for this shit actually have for brains?</p>
<p dir="ltr">Do they know that none of this extra vehicle tax cash is going to roads, trains or planes?</p>
<p dir="ltr">Nope, it's going to pay for the state workers retirement fund shortfall.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Sure as fuck ain't brains they have between their ears, that's for sure... Shit for brains springs instantly to mind in fact...</p>
<p dir="ltr">We need to make sure in fact, that people who vote pass a citizenship test proving they are capable of making sane and rational decisions that affect all of us.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Right now left wing fascists are rioting and causing untold mayhem because they "don't like" the fact Donald Trump is President.</p>
<p dir="ltr">In so doing they are openly admitting that democracy is only ok if their side wins.</p>
<p dir="ltr">This is the very first sign of fascism's forthcoming attractions that are soon to be kicked down the throats of everyone in the very best interests of "All".</p>
<p dir="ltr">Mmm, I heard that somewhere before.. .</p>
<p dir="ltr">I Seem to recall some twats by the name of Adolf and Benitto chirping the same sorts of shit and idiot level sentiment post WW1.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Remember what came of that shit? Yeah, well it's coming again brothers, fucking brace yourselves.....  ...</p>
<p dir="ltr">Well I guess we need an excuse for a civil war that will see populations culled to manageable levels again.</p>
<p dir="ltr">I only hope it will decimate the ranks of fascist morons posing as Democrats, because if it don't, we got problems brah....</p>
<p dir="ltr">Hear this my prayer O Lord.....(and I'm not even a God fearing critter....).....</p>
<p dir="ltr">Not that the right wing does not have ranks of similarly afflicted idiots, only 180 degrees to the right of the loonies on the left....</p>
<p dir="ltr">I'm getting into the rope and tree business, seems like it's going to be a busy time in that line of business in the near term....</p>
<p dir="ltr">If things work out right the left wing loons will partake in mutually assured destruction with the right wing loons...</p>
<p dir="ltr">"Hear this my prayer O' Lord"......<br><br><br></p>
Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-21409930985866481952012-05-15T22:00:00.004-07:002017-05-11T14:29:33.110-07:00Once upon a time......All over our planet, various ancient civilizations from our known past tell a common tale that has been captured on clay, stone, crystals and various types of paper and even leather parchments.Some of it was just drawn on cave walls when paper was not en vogue....<br />
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The story these all tell was such that the church felt it necessary to suppress this information from common knowledge for over two thousand years, and which academia has subsequently laughed off as "myth" due to religious bigotry, as they have eager and willing pawns of the church within their walls and some special competition where they are all vying for the title of " Supreme Grand Stupid".<br />
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One must bear in mind that this ancient information has in fact been around for a very, very long time, in a lot of different locations on our planet, often in plain view.....<br />
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A very long way away from Earth, a race of 4th dimensional beings live in the oceans of the third planet that orbits around a star we call Sirius C, whom select past civilizations here on earth referred to as "the creator gods".<br />
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Yet this is only half of those responsible for our Genesis.<br />
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Over millions of years other human type beings have explored and expanded their realms from Orion to the region of our own Sun, inhabiting planets of various types. Some of these planets lay within a Goldilocks zone around a suitable star and some planets have their own thermal heat sources that did not need to rely on the energy and light of a sun like we and all life on earth do.<br />
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These beings had colonies on suitable planets all over this sector of our Galaxy. Colony may be a bit strong of a descriptor as these outcroppings existed as independent entities with their own agendas and goals.<br />
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Here on our own planet, several excavated stones bearing recorded history (not recorded "myth"), has it that these cetacean beings first arrived in our solar system some 900 million years ago to live on a planet called Tiamat.<br />
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In those days they could not live on Earth as Earth was not yet here.</div>
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Other war like races lived on Mars and Mercury and all of them brought about the destruction of Tiamat and the near total destruction of Mars itself.</div>
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A moon of the wandering planet Niburu hit Tiamat and the destruction brought about the asteroid belt, Earth and the moon we see around Earth today, though this is not the original moon of our planet.<br />
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It is said that all that remains of Tiamat is the Asteroid Belt and the moon circling the Earth which legend has it was placed in Earth's orbit by the Annunaki "gods" many many millennia ago. This is missing one important bit of information. The biggest remnant of Tiamat is in fact, Earth itself.<br />
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Legend also has it that this event also saw Niburu knocked into an eccentric orbit that orbits our sun every 3600 years or so in a direction opposite to that of the other planets. It is called Planet X by some....<br />
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Some also call Niburu Marduk. Many confuse it with Mars. I myself am unsure of the correlation of Marduk and Niburu as my translations of the stones tell me Marduk is Mars.<br />
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We have lost the ancient references to what is what exactly, due mainly to those who support ideologies we can loosely describe under the banner of Dogma.<br />
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Planet X is essentially an ice world but it (allegedly) has its own geothermic heat source and a very thick atmosphere. According to many stones and clay tablets bearing this tale, the beings who live there have lives that span hundreds of thousands of our earth years.<br />
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One year on Planet X is called a shar. One shar is equal to 3600 earth years. Remember this when you read old scriptures and texts that refer to time in units of shar.<br />
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Legend has it that due to past nuclear war on Planet X, their atmosphere was damaged in an unexpected way, similar to the ozone hole we have here on earth only a thousand times worse. Due to the light of the sun and the distances involved, legend has it that it was important that some artificial insulation method be found and applied in an attempt to repair the damage.<br />
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Their scientists came up with a requirement for a lot of gold particles in the process to repair said damage and so they urgently sought a plentiful source of gold ore out in the Cosmos.<br />
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They found it here on earth in the quantities required. Mining operations were subsequently set up on Earth and Mars was used as a way-station for communication as well as a holding spot for the gold. This whole process took thousands of years. It did not just happen overnight.<br />
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There have recently (relatively) been some breakthroughs in Sumerian tablet decoding (well... 1956 to be exact) and some recently found tablets place a planet with the name Niburu in the Zeta Reticuli star system.</div>
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Next week, (5/18/2017) inter-dimensional beings will take me to Zeta Reticuli so that I can see it for myself.<br />
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This idea makes a lot more sense in some respects, but the placement of Nibiru is rather contradictory. Some stones claim Nibiru is in the Zeta Reticuli Star system which is also where the infamous Grey Aliens are supposed to hail from.<br />
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They also refer to another planet in our System, which for now we will refer to as Planet X, the battle planet. There is some link between this way point planet and Zeta Reticuli. The ancient libraries which catalogued this info in Tibet and Alexandria have gone into hiding (probably languishing in the Vatican and China-Tibet somewhere).<br />
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The location of Niburu in the Zeta Reticuli system implicates other alien races in our story and it means that we are dealing with more than just one race of extra terrestrial with respect to earth's affairs..<br />
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Zeta Reticuli is associated with the "Grey" ET race. It would seem at least two other races share Zeta Reticuli space and associated planets.</div>
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I also learnt recently how the Sirians became our father in cahoots with the Annunaki 203 000 years ago.</div>
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I had read books on the matter but now I know for fact that 32 Sirians had a hand in our creation.</div>
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I believe they are cetacean in third dimensional form, as we perceive them to be in our reality from our third dimensional point of view.</div>
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The problem is we do not have the same level of access to the Akkadian and Sumerian language codices that the US government specialists have and they have all the "good stuff" artifact wise. Nonetheless, we do have some interesting tablets that tell some interesting things......<br />
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We do have their (US Government) early codices but it is generally accepted as fact that the US government is probably working with the Greys who we know helped them understand Annunaki language in both spoken and written form. They also helped translate a whole host of early technical artifacts that had been collected since 1933.<br />
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So for them there is zero doubt as to what is written on the stones all over the planet. There are several hundred US Scientists who are suddenly rather well versed in these ancient languages. A rather strange thing for Quantum mechanics, Bio Chemical and Physics specialists to take the time to be well versed in don't you think?<br />
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Another strange thing is that the Grey's have amazing powers of transmutation and have displayed and shown us how to turn lead into gold. Unfortunately they are not telling us the power secrets as even though we can do it, the power budget makes doing it pointless as it takes too much energy. I suspect that there is no secret to this sort of power generation problem otherwise they would have turned everything to gold by now.<br />
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The Annunaki and the Grey's have an interesting relationship. More of that in a later blog. Just file this away for later. Oh and also file away that there are white collar and blue collar Annunaki. This will become a factor to bear in mind later. The recorded data seems to indicate several factions from within the Annunaki that are hard to figure out from the various fragments we have.<br />
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The Grey's have been around for a lot longer than the Annunaki but are allegedly a dying race. This is why they are engaged in a desperate and very serious effort to save themselves with their hybrid human program and the horrors that this entails (or so we are led to believe at any rate). What is killing them? A rare (to us) disease called Progeria seems to be the culprit.<br />
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So what? You may ask. Well this stuff is important, as over time these heroes of their world sent to mine gold to save planet X grew restless and weary of their conditions and demanded something be done to relieve them of the yoke of their labors that they had been subject to for many thousands of years. It would seem the data points to a life span of 360 000 earth years for these beings. An astounding number to us humans.<br />
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Thus it was that the Annunaki genetic engineers started looking at life already present on this planet in a quest for the creation of a perfect species to do their mining tasks and dirty work on their behalf and relieve the workers of their labors.<br />
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To cut a very long story short we are the hybrid result of this engineering, sporting a few modifications here and there to suit humans for the task and mission at hand as well as serving as a farming operation for human hybrids of many types to be used elsewhere that continues almost unseen to this day but under the alleged control of the Grey's..<br />
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Let us go back to the days of Noah for a moment. Many stories abound about the gravitational effect of Planet X on earth causing the last flood when the ice shelves at the poles collapsed into the seas with devastating effect in around 10 500 BC.<br />
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However, unless Planet X has the gravity of a Red Dwarf this is most unlikely to be the cause of this flooding here on earth. The most likely cause is the natural melting of the ice caps...again.<br />
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Don't write of the effect of Planet X quite yet though.<br />
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These Alien visitors knew that with the melting of the ice caps, there would come a time when a devastating natural disaster event would trigger a massive rain cycle fed by the ice turning into water and that there would be a long list of natural disaster maladies including a rather large series of tsunami's resulting from the ice shelf collapsing into the sea with devastating consequences for all life on earth.<br />
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And so it was that urgent preparations to save what could be saved on the planet was put into place. Some factions within the alien Annunaki presence had concluded that as man had served his purpose, that they should all be erased from the face of the earth and the planet could be left to continue on its natural (sic) way.<br />
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As you can imagine at least a third of the alien contingent had issues and problems with this course of action especially when they themselves had been the other half of the donor DNA for the "adamu" project and that they and their own creation could in fact breed with each other and had in fact done so. This was not the fault of the hybrids they had created, this was the fault of these alien beings themselves who obviously lacked control and discipline in a major way. Or did they? Why did they procreate with their own creation?<br />
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If you read some of the old original biblical and historical texts correctly translated free of Christian Judeo or Muslim influences, you will soon understand the comment "let US make adamu in OUR own image" in it's proper context and meaning. It meant exactly what it said. Let US make a being in OUR own image to be OUR slave.<br />
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There are many stones and clay tablets that survived that tell the story of our creation and the trials and tribulations that this very difficult task presented the Annunaki. This story is not just from a single civilization either, ALL of them tell the same thing. We are digging up older and older artifacts from known as well as unknown past civilizations that documented this with surprising detail.<br />
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A single civilization being a bit over creative I will give the pundits of such a theory the benefit of doubt with, but ALL of them? Not a chance in hell, that lives in the range of extreme twilight zone fantasy.<br />
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Suddenly, comments that "the gods" grew weary of their kind laying down with man and the abomination their seed was causing as a domino ripple effect places things in a very different light indeed. Immediately at least two factions amongst these Annunaki beings emerge from the past. You can imagine, just as we see here on earth the arguments between the purists and new wave new age thinking types did take place with the two sides gathering proponents as they steamed ahead.<br />
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Why have we never heard this before you may very well ask? Well, in fact the stones and papyrus bearing the recorded words of gods and man have been around a very long time with the same common story all over this planet.<br />
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Those in power in years gone by deliberately withheld the truth and the whole story of an angry "God" was used. It was an all time classic of psychological warfare and served magnificently to control the ignorant masses. What better way to control the masses with a very small force of resources? Why, create an unseen angry god of course!!<br />
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Remember, those doing the translating of these old texts were Catholic, Protestant, Jewish and Muslim clerics and priests. People with serious agendas. Only in India can we see there was no significant cover up of the story of the alien presence here on earth because in India it was and still is not a secret.<br />
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In the West, when old texts and stones were translated, if there was any talk on them of gods flying around and having orgies here and there it was dismissed as myth. In older times a correct interpretation was often met with an untimely death. It is funny to now understand the "myth" is accurate recorded history and that the religious bullshit is in fact the myth. Too funny in a sick kind of way don't you think? The irony is not lost on me.<br />
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You can see all over recovered Sumerian writings, the inner conflicts these beings faced as a result of this and continual references to a larger picture of history repeating itself are made over and over again, where it would seem that they themselves were the product of an exact similar story with another more ancient alien benefactor in their own very distant past. A double irony indeed!<br />
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You can imagine the bigotry of those in favor of annihilation of man and the arguments that must have taken place in the midst of their own social groups to rationalize the arguments either way. Zitchin translated stones he came into possession of that told the story from two sides, that of Enki and that of his brother Enlil.<br />
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In India the same tale is told with different names, but the story is exactly the same. In fact even the Mayans and Olmec's tell this same tale. Actually there are no ancient civilizations that do not tell this same story.<br />
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In any event, those gods in power and in favor won the annihilation argument and it was decided that man would not be forewarned of the forthcoming natural disaster. However, the stones recovered in 1979 state that the Annunaki commander Enki was not going to obey the consensus of his peers and was working out how he could meet his obligations to both sides without direct intervention as he had been planning a new world to his own liking.<br />
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The DNA and seeds of creation that would stay and that which would go in his model had been gathered and stored to mitigate the coming disaster. A new Terra-forming and engineering under the guidance and control of those in the Enki faction was well under way.<br />
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The "ark" did not physically have 2 of every creature in full grown form, they had cryogenic containers that stored life on earth version X as they saw it fit to be. There was also more than a single ark bearing the same seeds..There is evidence several other civilizations either had their own Noah or that they all referred to a single Noah entity. Recovered stones in Tibet reveal there were up to a dozen of these arks and they had a copy of everything on their spaceships and one on the ice of Antarctica.<br />
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It is also apparent several end of days events struck the earth, we have been uncovering Noah type stories from different times in our past and the conclusion is there may have been more than one flood of biblical proportions.<br />
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Obviously, they could do nothing about aquatic life which would survive if their food source did not expire but it is quite interesting to note that so many reptilian based life forms survived this deluge.<br />
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This does drive one to speculate the reptilian content of these invaders as there seems to have been quite a fondness for this arm of life from these "gods". <br />
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The evidence we have also supports more than the Annunaki presence on earth in the past. The Greys had aquatic sea based colonies and there are numerous references made to a nordic alien presence as well.<br />
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I personally think each Alien Presence was responsible for the various races. It is clear the original Annunaki creation of man was black people and Arabs followed as recorded in great detail on various stones and clay tablets.<br />
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Planet X's presence in the region between Jupiter and the Asteroid belt may have had an influence on our planet, but until we have more information we cannot say for sure what the precise cause was.<br />
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However, it is not the first time the poles have melted in the history of our planet as the magnetic poles flipped and a whole list of unpleasant things affected our planet as it spun through the cosmos. Our Sun itself has been a major influence on earth based weather for billions of years.<br />
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I am always amused by the global warming idiots blaming vehicle emissions and the 7 Billion or so humans on the planet for global warming. For sure it is not helping, but rest assured that with or without human beings on our planet the ice at the poles will melt and then someday freeze over in the grip of another ice age.... This has been happening ever since since the earth was first formed however billions of years ago it was formed.<br />
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We can no more have an effect on the celestial mechanics realities of our Sun than a few billion rabbits on the Australian continent can have on it.<br />
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But that is a story for another blog.<br />
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The fact is we have plenty of recorded facts that the Muppets in academia have written off as "myth" as to the real story of the flood and the near annihilation of mankind.<br />
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I guess that the multitude of dinosaur life and their bowel movements would have been put to blame for the environmental maladies of the age by the resident "global warming idiots" of the day way back when.<br />
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Let us go back to the origins of man as a species for a short while...<br />
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It has been a great puzzle for a long long time where man come forth from exactly. The last 200 earth years has seen an unprecedented acceleration of mankind's technology advances at a stunning pace that have brought us out of the dark ages into a period of enlightenment on a scale that is hard to believe when comparing our most recent progress circa 1750.<br />
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Also, there are very disturbing questions as to previous civilizations that may have been far, far more technologically advanced than we are now, based on what little evidence they left behind them. I suspect history may have repeated itself many times over at this juncture. I think that the different civilizations creation tales may in fact be a repetitive occurrence. The more we dig up and analyze the more we learn.<br />
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Little the clues may be, but the clues sure are on a scale of pretty major big finger in your eye types of evidence. The types only idiots or those blinded by "blind religious faith" could possibly ignore.<br />
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As I already mentioned, there is a whole host of new irrefutable medical evidence in the field of genomics and the decoding of the Human Genome that Dr Venter and his team cracked in the late 90's of the last century that stand before us blinking like thing possessed on a computer terminal in ones and zero's.<br />
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Along with that evidence, there is other data from the regions of the earth once ruled by the little known Annunaki and Sumerian civilizations as well as later ones in the Indus Valley, the Olmecs from South America and subsequent Mayan and Inca civilizations, where artifacts, stones and cities have been dug up or discovered in caves all bearing a single stunning thing in common.....as I mentioned earlier they all tell the same creationism tale.<br />
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These ancient and allegedly primitive civilizations appear to have been so skilled in building things like massive monuments with foundation stones that weighed up to 1200 tons, so accurate and skilled in celestial mechanics and knowledge of the stars that it cannot possibly be ignored. Yet mainstream academia just about everywhere has this completely hilarious view of things and one finds it very hard to believe that sane rational beings with "educated" working minds could have arrived at such a state of pulling the wool over their own eyes.<br />
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It really boggles the mind in a very major way. Take the Sphinx for example. We know for a fact that the Sphinx has water erosion marks on it that date it back to at LEAST 10 500 BC, yet mainstream academia claims that the pharaoh Khafra (c. 2558–2532 BC) was the one who built it along with the pyramids, yet documentation exists in libraries all over the world that reference it going back to 6500 BC and some new stuff we are looking at that place it firmly in 7500 BC..... That and the fact that there is no record that exists that Khafra built either of them at all ( just a small, minor detail)....<br />
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More Bizarre is evidence that such structures in the exact same placement and formation are to be found on Mars, along with the Annunaki recorded stones that state quite openly that those that watch were deliberately stationed there.<br />
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An interesting claim backed up by NASA photographic evidence that is allegedly just hundreds of coincidental "shadows" (amazing how many recognizable "shadows" are out there from a myriad of different angles huh?").<br />
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There are also religious records that reference the position of the stars when the Sphinx was allegedly built that indicate it was probably built in around 10 500 BC. This roughly coincides with the water erosion data. As this does not fit any one's religious dogma comfort profile it is dismissed as "myth", which is a recurring theme when man runs beyond his comfort zone.<br />
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I have examined Mr Bauvals evidence of the sky (at night) as it would have been then and they do in fact exactly represent the date of 10 500 BC on the star map software.<br />
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How do we get there you may ask? Well it just so happens that the Pyramids at Giza line up in amazing precision as they were laid out with the constellation of Orion in.....10 500 BC. Even more interesting is that the Sphinx lines up with the constellation of Leo when Orion is a replica to the Pyramids (in alignment) in.......10 500 BC....Wow, a double whammy!!<br />
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It is thus my conclusion that the Pyramids were built when this alignment was in the sky in....10 500 BC. Of course the texts that describe the sun rising and setting in the same place three times is 78 000 odd years....<br />
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Even if you allow for the fact that primitive cavemen drew what they saw and then go on to state that they made a mistake, how come the star map they did draw is accurate to that time? They would not have known what the sky looked like in another age and time and if they did they were not cave people. Either way the conventional theories are just plain wrong.<br />
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In fact there exists a great deal of recorded ceremonial and religious cult data that references star alignments that definitely date the Sphinx back to between 11 000 - 10 500 BC. I even saw one in the Vatican Vault myself that to me place it back as far as the beginning of the Sumerian Civilization at the very least.<br />
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That's 4000 BC by the way. So the dating to Khafra fits the agenda of just one organization. The Catholic Church no less. Oh and let us not forget that the Roman Empire split in two and only one half was Christian.....The other half was Byzantine. Them Byzantine boys had serious political ambitions.....<br />
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Catholics always forget that little part of history. This other half of the Roman Empire centered itself in Constantinople and eventually became the other half of the crusades in what is essentially still a East-West Rome legacy of fact battle that rages on in different guise with so many years having gone by that few know what the two factions represent or are all about anyway.<br />
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If any of you have ever been to Jerusalem and seen for yourself the walls that the Ottoman Empire built around the city, you cannot fail to be mightily impressed by the achievements of the East Rome Empire from an architectural point of view. It is truly stunning. I at least, am mightily impressed.<br />
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In addition to these facts, there exist a horde of artifacts such as stones, clay tablets and such that are in vaults in museums all over the world because they simply cannot be explained by the Muppets in academia to the satisfaction of their dogma and comfort zones...... the poor confused things!!<br />
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Among them are models of space shuttle type vehicles and rockets WITH accompanying astronauts!! You think I am kidding? I have personally seen three of them with my own eyes. These have been placed in draws in museums around the world under the label "unexplained" or "hoax". Even after carbon dating and determining age they still come up with hoax?!! I sometimes wonder if a million aliens actually invaded if some people would deny reality and claim it was a hoax?<br />
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The real reason for this stupid behavior is this sort of thing immediately makes ALL three core religions totally irrelevant as they all know that those are the only hoaxes in the story of man thus far.<br />
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It is funny how recorded history swiftly became mythology when it suddenly did not fit in with the criminal agendas of those in power at the time in the Holy Roman Empire.(east or west) and the subsequent shenanigans of academia and the various churches or worse, political organizations and Governments.<br />
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However, now that modern genomics and DNA capabilities associated with such are everyday tools, we have been able to look at some very unusual remains of what have appeared to be deceased giant humans, except that the DNA test evidence can only classify these beings with very large skulls and teeth as part human hybrids... There is a missing link for these remains that are the same for Homo Sapiens Sapiens except that for them we know the one half (Humans) of the puzzle. <br />
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For us humans there are in fact two missing links, the hominid "they" used to create us and the other donor species we referred to as "The gods". Current thinking is that CroMag hybrids were the donor hominid. I am pretty sure that one day we will find this evidence which now lies under thousands of feet of water in the Mediterranean Sea in the Copious records of the library at Alexandria or get our hands on the Tibetan records.<br />
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It would be good if said gods would descend from the sky so that we may DNA test them. That would save us all a great deal of time fucking around in the sea recovering shit. The tibetan monks used to have a comprehensive library of all of this stuff but it seems to have gone missing. I suspect a select few are guarding the secrets to this treasure or they have been wiped out taking their secrets with them to the afterlife.<br />
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Again, so called "mythology" from more than one past earth centered civilization explains exactly what was happening, but because of the religious dogma and associated assorted bullshit the "evidence in front of your face" has been blown off as "mythology" and fantasy all over the world - with the exception of one or two countries. In India it is no surprise to anyone where humans came from and how it (creation of man) was done. Their ancient records, dismissed by western academia as "myth" are revered as fact by Hindu's and based on the evidence to hand, I myself do believe that they happen to be quite right.<br />
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This is because Akkadian and Annunaki records bearing testimony to the same thing have been found and they exist in vaults of Museums and private collections all over the planet, most gathering dust as extreme denial shakes its last shake.....<br />
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How about that!!?<br />
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The fact is that if you strip the religious indoctrination and hidden agendas from all of these past "independent" groups and Universities that have studied antiquity and come up with the half arsed bullshit to explain it all, it becomes very clear that the evidence was not looked at in a meaningful way and in some cases has been completely destroyed or changed to fit the religious views of eastern or western Rome. <br />
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What is even funnier is political groups that debunk the multitude of evidence that is out there from even the recent past. Take a look at paintings from the Italian Renaissance period and ask yourself why it is that so many flying saucers and rocket ships randomly occupy space in corners of religious paintings and such pieces commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church itself....??! Is this not truly bizarre??!!<br />
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Thousands of years after some genius invented religion, the battle rages on in the face of the cold hard facts at hand to the contrary. Ask yourself if it is not strange that Akkadian, Sumerian, Indian, Inca, Olmec, African, Asian and any other culture anywhere tells the same story that the "gods" created man, why and how it was done. Only the names of the gods are changed. The story remains the same in all of them.<br />
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Fact: Human Beings as a race are genetically about 220 000-240 000 years old, nothing dug up so far can refute that. There are not millions of years of fossils that abound in the earth like there is with everything else that lives upon it. Our origins are unknown. Our MTA evidence supports this conclusion.<br />
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More importantly fossil records of our current human genus only go back 65 000 years, there are no human fossil records older than 240 000 years that I have ever seen or know about. Think about that for a second. Our hominid ancestor is "missing" and our "god creator" DNA evidence is either missing or we have overlooked the many remains of Giants that have been dug up with huge heads and bodies, classifying them as human. But they are not.<br />
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Fact: Various Civilizations from antiquity all over the world tell the same story of how we were created. The names are different, but the story is the same in ALL of them. The Church and its funded University (sic) academia write it off as "Myth" to suit and tailor their own agendas as these past religions were concocted with scribes and people with gnarly agendas who rewrote original texts to suit their own personal agendas. <br />
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Fact: The Earths ancient civilizations knew more about planets and stars than we do. They somehow managed to figure out that earth has a 25 920 year journey for a full cycle through the equinoxes, they knew about stars and planets we only recently discovered ourselves, and yet academia would have us believe they were primitive cave dwellers. Conclusion? Either there are chapters of human history and 190 000 years of stuff we are unaware of, with these past civilizations bearing such advanced technology that make us look like cave men in comparison or there was an extra terrestrial influence as told in all earth based 'mythologies' of the ancients. The truth is probably a mix of both.<br />
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I wonder how these primitive cave dudes figured out and concocted this wild story whilst eating the odd lamb chop huddled over a fire in their dark smelly caves......??? Another example pissing in the eye of academia is the Dogon tribe of Mali, who also knew of Sirius B and the planet that orbits Sirius C that we only discovered in 1989 ourselves (We first saw Sirius B with a telescope in 1862)!!<br />
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The Dogon tribe knew all of this stuff for thousands of years. We have confirmed several pieces of it already with powerful telescopes such as the Hubble. We recently discovered the third star in that system, a Red Dwarf we are calling Sirius C. It is most likely the Dogon tale is about Sirius C and its planet. Whatever way it is, how did they know about two stars both invisible to the human eye and a Planet around the least visible one recently discovered by our own scientists???</div>
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Now considerable debunking of the guy who did this stuff on the Dogon exists and is valid, but Atlanteans knew this data as well so someone's debunking has got carried away with their efforts somewhat.</div>
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The fact is this data is in more than one ancient document.<br />
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Conclusion: Someone gave ancients this data in some sort of communication process at an indeterminate time over the last 220 000 years.<br />
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Fact: Gold mining shafts have been discovered in Zimbabwe and South Africa that lead us to believe there were pre-existing shafts that were 7 KM deep and which hail back to 13 500 BC!!<br />
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Bogus: Academia and the churches stating missionaries and priests from the catholic church told them this information. (How did they Know? These religions are younger than these stories....!! Spot the error...).<br />
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The ancient gold miners also happened to crush rock to obtain gold ore. Now how did they think of that?! Boy, Caveman school sure musta been pretty intense!! Astronomy, physics, celestial mechanics, geology, advanced algebra, quantum physics, bio-chemistry, genomics, physiology, architecture, ore smelting, miracles, spaceships....!<br />
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Conclusion: Either a previous earth based civilization was responsible or the ancient astronaut theorists have it. The truth is probably a little bit of both.<br />
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How could primitive cavemen do that with lamb bones and clubs? How long will it take me to dig a 7000 meter deep mine shaft with a lamb chop bone exactly?????? (clue - there is not that many sheep).<br />
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Fact: The Annunaki came from an unknown origin to teach the Sumerian civilization crop cultivation and unbelievable building architecture literally overnight.......... from around 7500 through 4000 BC.... Now how did they do that?<br />
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The finger is once again pointing to an unknown chapter of of our past. Bear in mind the stones of the Annunaki tell the tale of Niburu and that this is where they came from. I do not believe this is fantasy or bullshit, but accurate recorded history.<br />
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Fact: In Jordan there is a place called Baalbeck, where someone/something built a stone complex with some of the stones as a base having a weight of 1200 tons...... each! Today we do not have a like capability and nothing that can move such stones from quarry to building site nor cranes that could move such ginormous artifacts....<br />
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Now how the fuck did they do that? They musta had the force (and yoda) with them!! The most important question everyone overlooks with these stones is how did they quarry and move them? 1200 ton blocks moved by trees????? Now that is funny!! Cut from the rock with what?? Pulled into place by what? Maneuvered by what exactly?<br />
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We have evidence that they used electrical current and sound waves to negate gravity on these blocks and move them by floating them through the air once gravity unbound.<br />
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Impressive for an allegedly primitive civilization don't you think?<br />
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Conclusion: There was once a very advanced presence on our planet that had unbelievably advanced technology and capability. Was it ET? Was it an advanced form of humans? Probably a bit of both. Remember we are 240 000 years old and our own origins are not from this planet with a scant history in comparison to everything else on the planet. (ref fossil record).<br />
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Also we have the Coral Castle where one individual did discover the secrets of moving giant blocks of stone by floating them through the air. He was recorded as stating he discovered the secret in Egypt. It must have worked he created a masterpiece solo, a single man. Go look and make a conclusion about this yourself based on the facts your eyes tell you.<br />
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There are stones at Baalbeck that were perfectly cut with something that would have had to have been harder than Andesite Quartz. Oh, btw to us today that's diamond tipped tool material territory........but they were barely cavemen.......<br />
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A much more plausible theory is that the Easter bunny moved them in cahoots with the Loch Ness Monster one slow Sunday....That is more credible than tree rollers, because a 1200 ton stone block does interesting things to tree logs. I know, I built a device to test this theory and it failed completely to even make a slight possibility of that stupid theory.<br />
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And then there is the biggest evidence that something is amiss in Luxor and Karnak in Egypt. Stand at the temple of Karnak and behold the magnificent statues perfect precision and you soon correctly conclude these were made by machine. (they left machine evidence and machining mistakes all over the place) These are mostly laser precise, perfect equidistant spacing, perfect geometry which is reproduced over and over again. Say, where was the Hitachi Power Tools store in 11 000 - 4500 BC Exactly anyhow? <br />
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To mainstream academia I have only one thing to say re their crazy wild arsed theories these were hand made by bronze age tools, "Yeah, Right!! Send me a bag of that weed you are smoking".<br />
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Tell you what, lets take measurements from these artifacts and pay a Zillion dollar reward to the first human or company to make something similar by hand with bronze age tools sans machines shall we? The money would be 100% safe....<br />
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The precision on these examples cannot be matched by hand tools, not from any civilization anywhere, not ever. Consider this as fact and smoke it anyway you want, these artifacts were built with tools and exquisite machines that used lasers and had heat generating plasma wave capabilities that could melt the hardest rock.<br />
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Conclusion? There was a presence in Egypt with seriously advanced technology that had the capability to machine to this scale and detail in a very rapid period of time (some temples were built in a few evenings).<br />
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Back to the drawing board please gents and burn the bibles/torah/weed etc. while you are at it.....pretty, pretty please! Your assertion that pyramids were built by slaves lugging thousands of tons of perfectly cut rock on tree logs are so stupid that it defies belief.<br />
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The assertion that the above artifacts were built by bronze age tools tells me you are all either blinded by the effects of hard drug use or hard core religion and beliefs are clouding your judgement to the extent you have classified yourselves as primo muppets. I am being kind here to boot.<br />
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Are there any of us out there with their shit together that can help us figure this out properly? Is it not reminiscent of the time the church burnt people at the stake for stating the earth was not flat.<br />
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We know the Egyptians knew about precession and that the earth went around the sun and how long it took and that the earth was actually round just like the moon and sun. Copernicus did not invent anything new, he just restated what past civilizations knew as fact thousands of years prior. And thousands of years later puny ignorant religious ignoramuses were burning people at the stake for the crime of not believing that the earth was flat??????<br />
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As a species this was not our finest hour.<br />
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Looking at the way academia today handles the history and origins of man I would say that absolutely nothing has changed..........apart from the fact that we now (mostly) shit in toilets and have sanitation systems and live a lot longer than we used back in Copernicus's day.....but then again, Akkadian stones state the life of men being nine hundred 360 day long years!! If we are lucky we currently live 1/8th of that span today!!<br />
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Progress, it seems comes in spite of ourselves.....By the way ever stopped to think of the massive mountains of sewage that 8 Billion humans are creating every day?<br />
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Next up, the "Myths" we now know as historical records of fact as we have managed to translate them, starting with the Annunaki. Those who to earth from the heavens came.......<br />
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In the meantime, take everything you were taught re the history of man and trash it. The one thing that is crystal clear is that academia has no fucking idea about the origins of man and earth because they have religious or political agendas to defend and fit into.<br />
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Despite ALL past civilizations telling the tale that Alien beings from another star came to earth and genetically created us by creating a Hybrid with an already present hominid and their own DNA, and despite our MTA evidence proving as fact we are a very young creation and despite all the very detailed evidence we have found it has been written off as "Myth".<br />
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True science and "mythology", as it turns out has a far better and more accurate story to tell....<br />
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That DNA MTA evidence is all we needed to open our eyes. If you want to see the true aliens on earth go to the bathroom and look into a mirror, one will always stare back at you. Unless you are a vampire I can guarantee success with that little experiment. There is no need to fear the Aliens, we are the Aliens! (well ok the Malevolent Annunaki are a pretty serious and scary bunch of MOFO's).<br />
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Backing this up is the multitude of evidence in a place in Bolivia called Pumu Punku, where space age evidence thousands of years ahead of our own technology lies strewn around in the open for all to see.<br />
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Not only is the precision of this stone masonry, which is almost as hard as diamond beyond our own technology level in terms of cut and smooth finish, there are precision drilled holes all over these stones to boot.<br />
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We have tried to cut stones from the same quarry and shape them to the same specifications and we just cannot do it. When you look at their (the unknown builders) work and our work with a microscope and even touching and feeling the two by hand it becomes clear who is primitive (US).<br />
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Then there is the slight matter of transport of these stones from the quarry.<br />
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Laugh no more like a lunatic at the notion that aliens from outer space came to earth, all those Norse and Greek mythology stories are in fact a historical record of fact.We have more than enough overwhelming evidence recorded in clay, stones of various types and papyrus to back it up. <br />
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Here's an outrageous idea, let us shed the shackles of religion, politics and academia and take a fresh un-blinkered look at our past and our recorded history written off as "myth" as it would seem that the truth has been around us all along.....We were stumbling around our planet in the light with our eyes wide shut.........Sad really.<br />
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Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-16830104417171694412011-11-26T20:46:00.001-08:002012-06-01T22:44:21.616-07:00The Origins of Homo Sapiens SapiensGrowing up in South Africa in the 60's and 70's forced a lot of religion down my throat by bigots spanning all walks of society in South Africa. The worst were certain school teachers and political people using the bible to justify apartheid.<br />
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Being of insanely curious mind and engaged in a never ending quest to make sense of life the universe and everything, the bible caused me a great deal of problems to digest and swallow without question. It seemed to be referring to a schizophrenic God with serious multiple personality problems and all over the badly engineered and woefully tacked together tome are a million and one contradictions that made no sense to me at all.<br />
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For example, in the beginning God is either high or he is talking to other PEERS, when he says "Let US create man in OUR own image". Here we have the concept of a whole clan of Gods openly stated for the first time.<br />
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Immediately one is saying "Er OK, but what the Fuck??!!".<br />
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This biblical statement that I first read at age 11 was the beginning of the end of religion of all forms as we know it on planet earth as far as I was concerned. <br />
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Inconsistencies, lies, contradictions, vengeance, getting even, murder, greed, slavery, gold, lust, power and family feuds amongst the gods there were by the gazillion in this very entertaining tome <br />
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On analysis, all of these things seem to be what religion really seems to be all about. That and the serious abuse of mankind as a whole over 200 000 or so years. The whole thing is disgusting in the extreme and begs the question of whether man deserves to exist at all because in general he seems to be plenty stupid when surrounded by the facts staring him in the face.<br />
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Norse Mythology and Greek mythology suddenly seemed more realistic when compared to the christian and other religious bullshit I was reading and in around 1996 I started wondering if these Norse, Greek, Mayan, Vedic and other tales Academia classified as Mythology were in fact a historical record that Religious Bigots had decided was fallacy as it did not line up with their views.<br />
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By the age of 15 I had concluded that religion and ALL ancient history as taught in school was in fact a mighty clever plot someone had come up with to control the largely uneducated masses without assigning an "angel" as overlord to each human on earth and was in fact probably complete horseshit on a grand old scale.<br />
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I investigated a lot of religions during my 47 years of life on this earth. Not all I hasten to add, but a lot. <br />
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When we grew up and went to college/University some of my peers and friends went into very different streams of expertise to pay the bills and such as per their chosen profession. We were later all to have the same hobby as a result of the disturbing inconsistencies with the origins of man and our own unique inquisitive minds that brought us to odds with religious dogma and the crap academia had stuffed down our throats as fact and then ridiculed us when we called on them to substantiate their thinking.<br />
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One of my pals was very interested in Dinosaurs and went on to become quite a digger up of old bones. This exposed me to many of the professors and other folks involved with this and I have been on digs and searches myself all over the world and had the opportunity to ask these learned people some very uncomfortable questions. (the joke is the whole thing first started as a crush on one female whose name I now forget).<br />
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What struck me about these folks from academia was that they were always caught between Dogma and facts and always wanted to make the facts fit their dogma and unsubstantiated beliefs. This strange behavior perplexed me for many years until I began to understand the human condition a little bit more than I knew it at the age of 21.<br />
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Curiously, I found that a whole host of other historical specialists and academia in general nixed whatever intelligence that they had with their Dogma Illusion show. <br />
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That is to say that as a result of their religious and other beliefs indoctrinated into them from birth in whatever society across the planet they happened to have come from, they had allowed their "unconfirmed beliefs" to rule their work and as a result almost all work done ever since religion has become a factor is not only dubious its probably all been a complete waste of time or heavily tainted to the point of irrelevance. <br />
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My first confirmation of this as of yet unspoken suspicion was when I ran into a great many paleontologists on said digs who could give you great information on creatures that roamed the earth hundreds of millions of years ago. There are fossil records, there is evidence, they had sound plausible theories.<br />
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However, when these self same people focused on the subject of the origins of man, whoa!! Insanity and the crazies ruled supreme big time!! Common sense it was not to be found anywhere. Logic to another dimension had fled.<br />
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Along with that is the cold hard fact that fossil or other remains of man do not go beyond said 212 000 years ago, the oldest hybrids that have been found are all 240 000 years old. That is it!! Nothing further has ever been found..... What you will find is a million idiots postulating theories as fact that one of the hominids was the missing link, but so far that hominid has not been found. <br />
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Then in 1989 the human genome project started to peel back the onion from another unexpected angle and talking to genetics specialists and pals who had branched into this field started to piece the puzzle together in a pretty serious way for the first time on other evidence as to the origins of man. I started to pay attention and take note of the findings as these people had no reason to hide their science with religion for the most part.<br />
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So in around 1997 a few of these types kinda put the seal on the fact that all humans had in fact come from a single female in Africa around 212 000 years ago.<br />
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The MTA evidence every human carries in his body has these pointers and females carry MTA evidence that cannot lie. It has been decoded and the evidence stands before us as a cold hard fact.<br />
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This started to make life very interesting with respect to the origins of man. In my vast studies of various religions and cults over the aeon's started to place what the historians had labeled as "Myth" in the Actual historical records category in a big way.<br />
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Suddenly the Annunaki and Sumerian tales as to the origin of man recorded on stone tablets and clay that were dismissed at "Myth" by the muppets in academia mainly because it did not fit their religious beliefs start to make a whole bunch of sense.<br />
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If you are one of those religious twits who states "where is the evidence, how come we never heard of it before?", then you are uneducated and need to get yourself an education. The "facts" have been dismissed by religions as "myth". How convenient.........for the church that is. The facts are that creationism stories from all over the earth tell the same story, be it Annunaki, Sumerian, Akkadian, Norse, Greek, Egyptian, Easter Island, South American, African, Asian, European, Indian, whatever/wherever/whoever.<br />
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Still, in the face of all this evidence I did not jump to conclusions. I waited 20 years for the evidence and yet more evidence to come to the fore. I was enraged to discover that several religious organizations and cults on this planet have been hiding clear evidence to the truth in their vaults for 1700 years or more that clearly lays out the history and lineage of man from inception some 240 000 years ago when the first experiments began on indigenous earth beings and creatures.<br />
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When I first read this I laughed at the notion. Its funny how often in my life I have proclaimed that a notion is completely ridiculous, only to find that is exactly the way it is.<br />
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Suddenly, reading ancient vedic texts and original documents from Palestine and Egypt circa 7500 BC on became of paramount importance. So too was the Olmec, Toltec and Aztec history as well as the Mayan one.<br />
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Unfortunately, people in power in the Catholic Church, who have been aware of the "real" situation for more than 1700 years at the top of the organization came under the spotlight of scrutiny for me. It turns out our founding catholic brothers were nothing more than a controlling bunch of murderous thugs 7 layers deeper than the Indian thugee cult who murdered millions of people over the ages.<br />
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I was not surprised to find that many people charged with translating the early scrolls and new found religious treasures of the time were either summarily poisoned, executed or burned at the stake for translating the texts correctly without having the good sense to add some smart diplomacy into the equation or turn their brain and senses on to the impending danger from within the church itself.<br />
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Being a catholic friar or monk charged with early biblical documentation translations was a very hazardous and life limiting experience indeed!! Here were diplomats telling the pope what they dug up said and tactfully asking for the interpretation of the holy see, as mere mortals could not possibly understand what was written. Very clever is this religious shit.....<br />
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Those that did not agree and who dared confront the church with their lies were swiftly burned at the stake or worse.<br />
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I estimate that over the last 1500 years or so the Catholic church has been directly responsible for the murder and genocide of over 270 million human beings and that is the low side of the estimate. One of my colleagues thinks its almost as high as 600 Million.<br />
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Now there is an organization that makes Adolph Hitler look like a rank amateur in comparison!! ( I myself was brought up in a catholic family in case you were wondering).<br />
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So, looking afresh at all of this brought me into the company of a vast world of people with like minds who cared less for religious dogma and were only interested in facts.<br />
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This has proved a very interesting journey and the subsequent blogs I will write will cover what I have found which may strike cords of resonance with many people who have written books on the subject over the recent past 100 years or so. Some of it you may have written off as science fiction, but think again.......<br />
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In addition to scrolls, several stones bearing inscriptions were also found and smuggled out of the point of origin and translated free from dogma and academia pressure from Universities who have also been deeply mired in hiding the truth due to their dogma factor and peer pressure from religious zealots.<br />
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This situation is very unfortunate indeed. the culprit is blind religious faith in religions that cannot be substantiated or whose alleged written records can simply not be proven or substantiated in any way unless you examine the original texts and not the crap translations made by various churches and sects..<br />
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Basically the entire history of mankind is wrong and contains a lot of bullshit that twists the truth mightily. Several parties made it that way, including ourselves. By ourselves I refer to the greedy human grubs who litter history attempting to look like saints but who were mere money grabbing, power hungry murderers of zero to no conscience or morals and no ethics whatsoever.<br />
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The evidence has been around for a long time telling the real story, but these murderous louts have not only grabbed what they could, they destroyed a huge amount of data that was crucial to mankind in the process. All for a bar of gold and the power and control it would bring a select few at all costs.<br />
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The fact is the catholic Church are the greatest band of murderers, vandals and desecration artists ever to have walked the face of the planet bar one.<br />
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They still hold a great many treasures that are under lock and key for fear of what they perceive mankind would do as a result of finding it all out. Panic, mayhem, anarchy, chaos etc. Please!!<br />
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Those that believe the tales and story and even our notion of religion to be sourced from the Supreme Being have serious issues they need to have immediate professional help with.<br />
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It seriously is akin believing that the Easter bunny is real. Those of us with a brain have had issues with this situation and many of us lost our lives in the most gruesome way you could ever imagine over the ages challenging it.<br />
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In the end, man dies, but spirit won't.<br />
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We are in an age of enlightenment. Your religious beliefs will be shaken to the core. This does not mean there is no God, it does mean those that pretended to be God and the things they did need to be seen for what they were and what they are.<br />
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You investigate for yourselves and travel the long road I have and you will come to the same conclusion I have. If not maybe the power of your religious indoctrination is the most powerful thing known to mankind!!<br />
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The evidence is out there. Hidden in plain sight to boot!!<br />
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My next blog will start at what we know as the beginning of mankind with a prehistory as we know it to be told to us by the gods who came here and left these records behind them.Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-68092100124122572382011-04-04T20:56:00.000-07:002012-01-21T13:48:54.695-08:00There is some honor left in France......<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE0ODY51gzX5CQLrc7MVUKR83XdNxtVGfxFdUZUhf_vH4AO5bwuLRAremJzyxPazIxvQA0UqQyEqsZHoTIAl7bHPMDUuBT5u1vEq2NRtH7Ny1BZCf-vc2bwOuJWRwpkmgvi9BiQXJjiWhr/s1600/guillotine.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 158px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE0ODY51gzX5CQLrc7MVUKR83XdNxtVGfxFdUZUhf_vH4AO5bwuLRAremJzyxPazIxvQA0UqQyEqsZHoTIAl7bHPMDUuBT5u1vEq2NRtH7Ny1BZCf-vc2bwOuJWRwpkmgvi9BiQXJjiWhr/s200/guillotine.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5591957919915830130" /></a><br />A French judge has filed preliminary manslaughter charges against European aircraft maker Airbus over a crash in 2009 that killed Erich Heine and 227 other souls who were on board said doomed Airbus.<br /><br />All of the 228 people on board were killed when an Air France flight from Rio De Janeiro to Paris came down in the Atlantic Ocean June 1 2009. You may recall my blog about this tragic event several years ago. Fortunately, some people over there (France) actually read and do something about facts and actually have some honor coursing through their veins.<br /><br />The preliminary charges pave the way for further investigation into the serious bullshit that AI and certain "other" parties within the french government smeared around over this and other accidents in a truly amazing farce the likes of which even the late Peter Sellers as the pink panther would have died for as a movie script....I suspect that if you did write this tale down and submit it as a black comedy script it would probably be rejected as being way to stupid to be even a shred credible for said movie!!<br /><br />The cause of the accident is very well known by both AI, Air France and select parties within the Chateau de Versailles, though they are maintaining the farce that the sensors on the aircraft sent faulty speed readings to the pilots.(You don't say!) Of course, we know that all too well. It turns out I was the moron with my statement that the system took control away from the pilot. It was the exact opposite.<br /><br />In fact what seems to have happened is that pure supercooled water, on contact with the pitot tubes caused the ADIRU to give control to the pilots.<br /><br />The pilots neglected the speed setting in their other panic procedures and were most likely overwhelmed with the failures they had of all automatic systems on board.<br /><br />Automatic speed control shut down and the power positions on an A330 do not reflect the actual power situation and most pitot tube incidents on other planes showed the crew were way too slow to increase power.<br /><br />SOP is to increase power to 85% and adjust the elevator trim up 5 degrees. In this setting the speed data from the non-functioning pitot tubes are negated until they encounter warmer air and hopefully start working again.<br /><br />Experiments with super cooled water show amazing results. The pure water does not freeze despite being at -40 degrees, but should impurities come into contact with it, such as a wire rod etc, it freezes instantly to ice. Amazing shit to see.<br /><br />Airbus says no one can know for sure what happened as the so-called "black boxes", which monitored events during the flight, have not been recovered, but we all know fine fucking well they have an exact copy of that data and knew within seconds exactly what had happened on board AF 447 and whose fault it really was (their stupid plane and their pilots). The black boxes have now been recovered as statement below states.<br /><br />The French Bureau of Investigations and Analyses says it has downloaded all of the data on the two ‘black’ boxes recovered from the wreckage of Air France flight AF447 on the floor of the mid-Atlantic ocean earlier this month.<br /> <br />The flight data recorder has provided a complete record of some 1300 data points including the position of control surfaces, engine outputs, crew inputs, speed, altitude, and direction headings as well as aerodynamic loads on the Airbus A330-200 for the duration of the flight that was on its way from Rio de Janeiro to Paris when it crashed on June 1, 2009, killing all 228 people on board.<br /> <br />The cockpit voice recorder has provided a two hour long record of pilot conversations as well as other noises on the flight deck including aural warnings that are expected to have been generated during the circumstances that overwhelmed the flight as it flew through icing conditions and a belt of high energy tropical thunderstorms.<br /> <br />The investigators will synchronize the information on the flight data recorder with words and other sounds retrieved from the voice recorder.<br /> <br />In a statement the bureau said its team would make a detailed analysis over the next few weeks of the black box recordings in order to assemble a fuller narrative of what happened in the flight’s final moments. It expected to make an interim report based on the new data during the northern summer.<br /><br />It seems the storm data downloaded from NASA satellites was key to solving this mystery. The small storm cell they encountered hid the much larger cumulo Granitus plane shredder cell from their nose cone radar system which only has a limited 50 mile range anyways.<br /><br />The rest of the story was just a clusterfuck of bad pilot responses. Had they increased power to 85% and trimmed 5 degrees up this accident would probably have never happened.<br /><br />Let us hope and pray all A330 operators are training their pilots for this event up the yin yang henceforth.<br /><br />First order of duty gentlemen (pilots) on encountering such failure event please, trim elevator up 5 degrees, while adding power to 85%.(immediate response)<br /><br />Sort the rest out after you have done that pleez.<br /><br />Anyway back to AF447, after the clowns in the cockpit had been pulling their hair and manuals to shreds, the power was way too low and the aircraft stalled outside of its 10 Kt operating window and it fell out of the sky stalled and hit the water flat.<br /><br />The wreckage evidence supports this theory, the NASA weather shows the incredible storm situation they flew into, the super chilled water phenomena is now understood and accepted as fact.<br /><br />I just dont understand why a GPS system monitoring speed via sattelite is not used as fallback?<br /><br />Works in my little plane when I have an instrument failure.......but whut do I know?<br /><br />Thank you.Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-43006639011810807482010-11-27T11:07:00.000-08:002010-11-27T14:20:13.317-08:00En Vogue a la Cambridge<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-aW1JWzvvyOuhdIg0aukB1wFoAg-zeiaQrj0GL1sSDkWYuSkA17skJz89wbiODvijJ4xRCde5f997pEwQxeep92zxNSAdJF6y1M2EyNzc6s1BiCuhm1fCkPb5zqeC6kYTUZJHS2ZpIAp1/s1600/lostpants.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544308534575588050" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-aW1JWzvvyOuhdIg0aukB1wFoAg-zeiaQrj0GL1sSDkWYuSkA17skJz89wbiODvijJ4xRCde5f997pEwQxeep92zxNSAdJF6y1M2EyNzc6s1BiCuhm1fCkPb5zqeC6kYTUZJHS2ZpIAp1/s200/lostpants.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><p>So there one was, minding ones own biz so to speak on a quiet country lane near Cambridge when to my surprise I spied a female form coming nonchalantly my way in the distance. At first I did not notice much apart from the scarf, jackets and boots. You know how it is first sparrows, one does not take it all in at first.....</p><p>Well, said specimen, one Margaret Caruthers - student of Communist studies at Cambridge University (what else?) had apparently been quite vocal about her firm belief in her unshakable knowledge of everything that could not be refuted by anyone.....</p><p>She ran into Jeeves at said Uni Bar and well the rest is history...... Not been one much interested in tits, Jeeves opted for pants and nickers instead of shirt and bra vis a vis a wager and needless to say said specimen was in somewhat of a pickle rather rapidly as Jeeves cut her up chop chop here and there leaving the poor girl utterly confounded. Well , rather smartly - the poor girl, realizing she was on a loser opted to take the country dash home to res where I was fortunate enough to have spotted her making a furry dash for it.</p><p>Woke me up darn quick that did, I say!! Not quite titillatting as I thought.... but something more base stirred in the loins what what!!</p><p>What ho Margaret!! Jolly fine jape old girl. Ha ha... Must spend some time at Cambridge soon... I do like stiff lower lips.... tally ho and all that !!</p>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-85940019037457587832009-09-15T08:56:00.000-07:002009-10-19T10:08:32.163-07:00Nepal runs out of goats to sacrifice<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2cEb8Sn-J41YDVOPpn0v_zpK-crxflZVEcudL7HS6vZs7yDwajjF0Og9fi9istrS7M2BTtxHrIepwmVAks85UGgUuBfo2FA2cHRrrm9CYHAaP12QXObFawEhFBWg6tbdeOChKnPFaKTE8/s1600-h/goats.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 125px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2cEb8Sn-J41YDVOPpn0v_zpK-crxflZVEcudL7HS6vZs7yDwajjF0Og9fi9istrS7M2BTtxHrIepwmVAks85UGgUuBfo2FA2cHRrrm9CYHAaP12QXObFawEhFBWg6tbdeOChKnPFaKTE8/s200/goats.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381728470584964994" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';">Oops, looks like the Coven from Coventry and the Hells gate Pylon are going overboard on the blood sacrifice thing this year.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.38em; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';">The government has been forced to send officials into the countryside to look for animals to help ease the shortage in Kathmandu.</span></span></p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.38em; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';">Goats and other animals are ritually slaughtered and eaten during the Hindu festival of Dashain to appease the goddess of power, Durga.</span></span></p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.38em; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); line-height: normal; font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"></span></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', sans-serif;"><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.38em; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';">Bijaya Thapa, deputy general manager at the Nepal Food Corporation, said: "Kathmandu city faces a shortage of goats during the festival, which always brings a high demand for goat meat.</span></span></p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.38em; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';">"We are bringing goats in to ease the supply and to control dramatic price hikes."</span></span></p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.38em; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';">Officials have been told to persuade farmers to sell their livestock in rural areas, where the government has posted adverts calling on people to sell their goats.</span></span></p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.38em; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';">Mr Thapa said the price of the animals had risen by a quarter in the capital as the festival approached, and the government was hoping to bring in around 6,000 extra animals.</span></span></p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.38em; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';">"Our staff have been mobilised across the country to search for goats to prepare for the festival," he said.</span></span></p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.38em; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande';">"Around 240 goats have already reached Kathmandu and we are expecting more in the coming days."</span></span></p></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', sans-serif;"></span><p></p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.38em; color: rgb(64, 64, 64); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'lucida grande', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></p></div>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-69971509250979902142009-08-15T23:55:00.000-07:002009-08-15T23:57:51.933-07:00Bird Brain...!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi451OEaneX81JFcfGJ3Yi_xt57AwTOjeH-AuNdDLtxPVxQGfmMVf8FOXWXbsfItGfqtEbzAApdKx1R4h1DRVF00xGgGlNKC4xtP58y3kQGnyTv7-Z3uFv2xExrfoGeWiqkUnt9kPzvyf5v/s1600-h/bird+brains.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 137px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi451OEaneX81JFcfGJ3Yi_xt57AwTOjeH-AuNdDLtxPVxQGfmMVf8FOXWXbsfItGfqtEbzAApdKx1R4h1DRVF00xGgGlNKC4xtP58y3kQGnyTv7-Z3uFv2xExrfoGeWiqkUnt9kPzvyf5v/s200/bird+brains.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370452273612219394" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><p class="standfirst" style="margin-top: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important; margin-bottom: 1em !important; margin-left: 0px !important; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.34; "><strong style="display: block; ">BIRDS of a feather drink together, as this amazing photo reveals.</strong><strong style="display: block; "><br /></strong><strong style="display: block; "><br /></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important; margin-bottom: 1em !important; margin-left: 0px !important; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.34; ">At Post Office Square, in Brisbane's bustling CBD, three clever pigeons showed remarkable teamwork on Thursday in an effort to quench their thirst.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important; margin-bottom: 1em !important; margin-left: 0px !important; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.34; ">After waiting until it was clear of humans, one pigeon jumped on the lever of a water fountain, while another kept watch and the third took a cool drink. When it had drunk its fill, and had a bath, it was time to move along and let his mates in on the action.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important; margin-bottom: 1em !important; margin-left: 0px !important; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.34; ">For 10 minutes the birds drank and washed while passersby marvelled at their ingenuity.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important; margin-bottom: 1em !important; margin-left: 0px !important; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.34; ">Unlike other birds who take a sip of water and throw back their heads to swallow, pigeons suck up water using their beaks like straws. And they are considered among the most intelligent of all the bird species.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important; margin-bottom: 1em !important; margin-left: 0px !important; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; line-height: 1.34; ">While unpopular with city workers - pigeons are nicknamed the rats of the sky - they are quite clean. And now we know why!</p></span>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-30372702911473559482009-08-15T23:35:00.000-07:002009-08-15T23:44:52.202-07:00Fun in the Sun.... zzzzzt.......<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSE06RisS4__RXGxHvb6jyGnkemurntgWmIYr5YaslBWHblwJMPTRlBA8UMXbnx0yDdGXuzC3WFq8eBC296GNrc-ZgNry5K6lp4EF1JHLw1JkRkeEtfAbskoslZBYvy91UK4tPSIzZAir5/s1600-h/stun-gun-defense.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSE06RisS4__RXGxHvb6jyGnkemurntgWmIYr5YaslBWHblwJMPTRlBA8UMXbnx0yDdGXuzC3WFq8eBC296GNrc-ZgNry5K6lp4EF1JHLw1JkRkeEtfAbskoslZBYvy91UK4tPSIzZAir5/s200/stun-gun-defense.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370448897164736322" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><p class="intro" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; "><strong>MIAMI Florida: More than 40 children shocked with stun guns while visiting prisons in April may not have been the first ones zapped, a report released yesterday noted. A corrections officer told investigators she saw a similar series of "demonstrations" at a prison about five years ago......er no actually three years ago...mmmm... a year ago??? Jeez!! Actually it was jus last week Friday!!</strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; ">The report included hundreds of pages of documents gathered during investigations ordered after the Department of Corrections learned children aged five to 17 had been shocked at three Florida prisons on April 23, which was the state "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work" Day.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; ">Three employees were fired and two resigned. More than a dozen others were disciplined.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; ">No children were seriously hurt or taken to hospitals.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; ">At one prison, those who had been shocked were told they could be first to get hot dogs and hamburgers for lunch, according to the report. Some even asked to be shocked and laughed like lunatics afterwards.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; ">Some children were shocked individually while others were part of a circle where children and officers held hands so the shock would be passed around. (I am sure they are just saying this to turn me on...!!)</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; ">Despite an officer's recollection of a similar demonstrations in 2003 and 2004 at a shocking Florida Panhandle prison, this year was the first time anyone reported one, spokeswoman Gretl Plessinger said.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; ">The report also confirmed what officials had said earlier -- that some children's parents were asked for permission for their brats to get the treatment but others were not. Department of Corrections secretary Walter McNeil has said previously that even though some parents had given permission, that did not excuse officers.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; ">Unlike a Taser, which shoots a probe that delivers a shock, the devices used at the prisons were stun guns, which work when touched to a person's skin and affect a smaller area of the body.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; ">The result is two temporary marks that look like mosquito bites. The marks may later turn into bruises about the width of a pencil eraser.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; line-height: 1.35; ">Parents later noted that some kids appeared to have been bitten by a pair of rabid mosquito's on their genitals, but it was in fact the stun gun aftermath.......</p></span>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-39413748061727838072009-07-07T18:22:00.000-07:002018-12-06T21:09:14.774-08:00Viva Airbus!! Viva Le France!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNrdQsIJWZYsR7Hgcq_Ndc6UByhC2tIj3B_7RHZJ4-z0OOwh1-LKLBqI4XVy7QmN0wq8odKzWjVuCjnb7E0eIZ4gWAX9X7_f5EyGTHjTVH2qzT0df6G2Fo8F436ntsuFSJIWNaiPhWc42x/s1600-h/An-Air-France-Airbus-A330-001.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355894930317129122" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNrdQsIJWZYsR7Hgcq_Ndc6UByhC2tIj3B_7RHZJ4-z0OOwh1-LKLBqI4XVy7QmN0wq8odKzWjVuCjnb7E0eIZ4gWAX9X7_f5EyGTHjTVH2qzT0df6G2Fo8F436ntsuFSJIWNaiPhWc42x/s400/An-Air-France-Airbus-A330-001.jpg"></a><br><div>Just when some of us were pondering humane and subtle ways to effect global population control and effectively chlorinate the gene pool, along comes Airbus Industrie (AI) and the French Government (Frogs) with a solution that has been poorly hidden for quite some time now. </div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div>Well, what is it you ask? </div><div><br></div><div>Well folks, you are looking at it. It's called an Airbus. It does not matter which one (circa 1988), they were all designed with the same basic features and eventually deliver the same result. </div><div><br></div><div>If gruesome and unusual death is what tickles your gizzards, you're in luck!! </div><div><br></div><div>AI have just the thing for you!! </div><div><br></div><div>To deepen the mystery for your loved ones that you leave behind after your gruesome demise, the French secret service (Spy Frogs), in cahoots with AI officials will ensure nobody bar those select few in positions of power will ever find out what really happened. </div><div><br></div><div>Of course it's a ridiculous situation as we all know very well that the chances are that the ADIRU unit did it's magic once more and vexed the computer into it's rather odd and bizarre self destruct routine. </div><div><br></div><div>Now the interesting thing is that Boeing use these self same faulty ADIRU units from Honeywell in their fly by wire products, so the first question I am asked is how come they do not have the same issue? </div><div><br></div><div>Well, Boeing do not believe in taking control away from the pilot and making life ending acts that rip the tail off of their fine aircraft. </div><div><br></div><div>Their logic is that this is a job the pilot should be doing, not the machine. (and a fine decision that is too).</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Of course (re Airbus) if you have an IQ higher than 72 it will become devastatingly clear that something about the crash is amiss, especially when you hear the drivvel that AI and the Frogs serve up as explanations. </div><div><br></div><div>I had no idea the French were such entertaining bullshit artistes.....It is amazingly entertaining. </div><div><br></div><div></div><div>Especially when they decide to pooh pooh the Brazillian Doctors autopsy findings of the 51 souls they did find from AF 447 and proclaim that the aircraft broke up when it hit the water, a pity the autopsies did not align with that fascinating and pleasant fantasy, but hey, all those jobs at Airbus cannot be put at risk with trivial issues like air disasters.......</div><div><br></div><div></div><div>If they (AI) like, I can conduct some interesting proof of concept tests with a couple of stiffs and a remote controlled 707 care of my pals at DERA. Should be a hoot.</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Just so that you know, if you step on board one of their (AI) fine population control machines you have willingly and knowingly taunted the gods and are in effect playing a big stakes game of Russian Roulette. </div><div><br></div><div>If you nod off while seated on one, do not be surprised to find yourself taking a stroll through the golden fields of Elysium. </div><div><br></div><div>You will run into Zeus while on this happy little adventure and as a result you can safely conclude you have departed the ranks of the living once you have met with him.(He will tell you in case you don't get it, in case you were wondering).</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>For those wishing to give that adventure a miss you are required to pay some attention when booking your air travel. When you book your flight, look at the equipment assigned for the task. </div><div><br></div><div>These change all the time, but generally you can look at the assigned equipment type. Airbus aircraft are distinguished from Boeing and other aircraft by the letter A in front of the numerical designation. </div><div><br></div><div>Airbus aircraft in service that are classed as flying coffins are those with the infamous fly by wire control systems. I believe these are from the A320 series onwards.</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Airbus 300 and 310 series models are generally quite safe if maintained well. </div><div><br></div><div>These are quite old nowadays so well maintained specimens are becoming rare as time marches on. Airbus have been going since 1970 btw...</div><div><br></div><div></div><div>When you are seated on your aircraft you can also reach into the pocket in front of you where amongst the magazines and other shite you should find the safety proceedures chart that will inform you of the series aircraft you are currently sitting on and how to get out a la Hudson.</div><div><br></div><div>If you notice the words Airbus and see the Alpha numeric designation A320, A340, A380 etc, breathe slowly, calm down, resolutely find your bags and stuff you came on board with (post haste), and make a beeline for the exit door before you find your body in a Post Mortem state. (This is an out of body experience btw...)</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div>The early Airbus models (A300/310) do not sport the population control computer systems and the ADIRU unit that command the aircraft to self destruct by taking violent actions such as a violent left rudder immediately followed by a violent right rudder command. </div><div><br></div><div>These have proven very effective at ripping off the tail of the aircraft transporting your sorry ass. This unfortunate situation compromises cabin pressure somewhat, causing passengers to experience a rather rapid loss of consciousness (mercifully) and shortly thereafter an untimely and rather messy death.</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>It's just swell that this automatic feature alleviates the pilot of the final decision. </div><div><br></div><div></div><div>It is after all a well known fact that some kamikaze pilot types bottle out at the last moment. </div><div><br></div><div>As such, AI took the final decision out of the hands of the pilot in command to prevent a change of heart and drive the act to a rapid conclusion. </div><div><br></div><div></div><div>You know what pussy boys some of those Froggie pilot types can be....</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div>For a demonstration of how effective this really is, in 1988 Air France arranged for Michel Asseline to show off the new feature at an airshow, you can see it here on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVZdqqPOgpw">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVZdqqPOgpw</a> .</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Effective or what folks? </div><div><br></div><div>Their latest population control feature comes care of a well thought out ADIRU system that may make the computer conclude that the aircraft has stalled, is at the wrong speed, at the wrong pitch or a bunch of wrong stuff all at the same time. </div><div><br></div><div>The computer then takes this false information and tells the airplane to do some really groovy shit without any pilot input. </div><div><br></div><div>Fuck - who needs a pilot anyways? </div><div><br></div><div>Pretty soon thereafter the message " Game over!! " Cheerfully flashes on the console screen and you then find that you are walking through the fields of Elysium with good old Zeus by your side. Cool or what?</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>These ADIRU units are featured on A330 type Airbuses in particular. </div><div><br></div><div>A320 series 100's were the forerunners of this awesome adrenaline rush airframe self destruct feature.</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div>Now this is a bigger rush than a crazy ass roller coaster death ride like the Pepsi Max, and is becoming quite a high stakes thrill run for those who have grown tired of the rush that playing Russian Roulette gives them.(If that happens to be what makes your strings vibrate with the sheer thrill of it all)</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Make sure your last will and testament with clear instructions are in the hands of your lover, lawyer or trustees so that your loved ones can be adequately provided for after you shuffle off this mortal coil in such a spectacular fashion.</div><div><br></div><div>For higher chances of success and more danger added to your thrill there is an airline pecking order that offer the best rush for your Euro. </div><div><br></div><div>Naturally, Air France got the pick of the crop, so try them first, then there are a whole bunch or arabic airlines that even the Frogs have banned from their airspace as they know fine well what will happen, and prefer it to happen somewhere else. (Preferably not in France). </div><div><br></div><div>Then there are some Eastern European operators, the Greeks and even the Turks to choose from.</div><div><br></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Remember folks, when you play Russian Roulette or fly on Airbusses that adequate insurance and care for your loved ones is strongly advocated. Please play death dare games responsibly and remember, if there is a will, I want to be in it. </div><div><br></div><div></div><div>Seriously...</div><br><div></div><br><div></div>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-76171364827294087272009-06-27T21:31:00.001-07:002009-06-27T21:35:03.318-07:00Extra!! Extra!! Read all about it - Russians with sense of humor<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgySsTZ1rNW3dv8S96KRHHM-ikV6vS1Si6b2S6V6d7-1OQ6Zx1PqS84FNGam1Gb2RfcZUpZBi0jjn1hDRENJXQIpXXtHPT9QCk-4lNtu1WTrzrxj2b9RwSfV8h1jBSxMyboKXSa5xJMc-t3/s1600-h/nigazgazprom_ap.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 170px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgySsTZ1rNW3dv8S96KRHHM-ikV6vS1Si6b2S6V6d7-1OQ6Zx1PqS84FNGam1Gb2RfcZUpZBi0jjn1hDRENJXQIpXXtHPT9QCk-4lNtu1WTrzrxj2b9RwSfV8h1jBSxMyboKXSa5xJMc-t3/s400/nigazgazprom_ap.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352232009257506738" /></a><div>Russia's energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn (£1.53bn) deal with Nigeria's state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture.</div><div><br /></div><div>The new firm, to be called (NO JOKE) Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria.</div><div><br /></div><div>Analysts say the move could further strengthen Russia's role in supplying natural gas to Europe.</div><div><br /></div><div>The agreement comes during a four-day African tour by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.</div><div><br /></div><div>As well as forming Nigaz, Russia is keen on developing a trans-African pipeline to transport Nigerian gas to Europe.</div><div><br /></div><div>This could further reinforce Gazprom's already-strong influence over Europe's energy supplies.</div><div><br /></div><div>'Commodity-rich'</div><div><br /></div><div>"Russia has a number of goals [in Africa], one of which would be to take part in a growing competition for resources and markets on the continent - mainly with China," said Yaroslav Lissovolik, head economist with Deutsche Bank in Moscow.</div><div><br /></div><div>Sergei Novikov, a spokesman for Rosatom, Russia's state-run civil nuclear energy agency, said the Nigaz deal would lay the foundations for building nuclear power reactors in Nigeria.</div><div><br /></div><div>Nigeria has previously said it would like to develop a nuclear power plant to address its energy shortages.</div><div><br /></div><div>Before visiting Nigeria, Mr Medvedev spent time in Egypt.</div><div><br /></div><div>He is also visiting Namibia and Angola - which are rich in natural resources - during his trip, as he seeks to promote Russian business interests.</div><div><br /></div><div>"Part of the agenda is to push Russia's credentials as a representative of commodity-rich developing countries with such forums as the G8 and the G20," said Ural Sib bank's chief strategist Chris Weafer in a note to investors.</div><div><br /></div><div>Chinese deal</div><div><br /></div><div>Russia is not alone in seeking to secure energy deals overseas with commodity-rich nations.</div><div><br /></div><div>Separately on Thursday, Chinese oil refiner Sinopec has made a $7.2bn bid to acquire oil exploration and producing firm Addax, which focuses on Africa and the Middle East.</div><div><br /></div><div>If the deal is approved by regulators it would be the biggest foreign takeover by a Chinese firm. </div>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-25707848874367729592009-06-27T21:08:00.000-07:002009-06-27T21:11:04.843-07:00Via italiana per Alzheimer e Parkinson<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJFDRkbTUOqIPKj10NhCCHmiOymjO7OrLzpXkVDVP2kdD40zgJM7aa1_MKc8mtQ1C8KMJJwE2SHcJ5zlEuFjnQXdTxv2Yf8Q-WgaDU-Bo3GuuUmsPnFYdQfxdSXHqDbc1CUwVt6WSif4L6/s1600-h/cervello_b1--180x140.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 140px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJFDRkbTUOqIPKj10NhCCHmiOymjO7OrLzpXkVDVP2kdD40zgJM7aa1_MKc8mtQ1C8KMJJwE2SHcJ5zlEuFjnQXdTxv2Yf8Q-WgaDU-Bo3GuuUmsPnFYdQfxdSXHqDbc1CUwVt6WSif4L6/s400/cervello_b1--180x140.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352226069864145890" /></a><div>ROMA — Immaginate dei cassonetti stracolmi di rifiuti. Immaginate che il servizio di nettezza urbana sia in sciopero e che dunque non vengano svuotati. Dopo qualche giorno il contenuto comincerà a disturbare i cittadini, contaminando l’aria di odori sgradevoli, creando problemi igienici. E’ un po’ quello che avviene all’interno di ognuna delle cellule del nostro corpo quando non riescono a smaltire le sostanze tossiche prodotte dalla loro stessa attività. Col tempo le scorie si accumulano e danno il via a una concatenazione di eventi che generano malattie gravissime. Dall’Alzheimer, alla Corea di Huntington, al Parkinson, alla larga serie di sindromi da accumulo (mucopolisaccaridosi, glicogenosi ecc) catalogate nel lungo elenco delle patologie rare di origine genetica. Il meccanismo alla base di questo errato funzionamento è stato svelato dai ricercatori del Tigem, l’istituto di Telethon di genetica e medicina con sede a Napoli. Ieri la pubblicazione dello studio su Science.</div><div><br /></div><div>«E’ probabilmente il risultato più importante che abbiamo mai ottenuto, ci stiamo lavorando da due anni», dice Andrea Ballabio, direttore del centro. Aver capito per quale motivo la spazzatura non viene degradata, cioè scomposta e poi riutilizzata per la vita della cellula, potrebbe portare alla messa a punto di farmaci capaci appunto di correggere il difetto. La maggior parte delle malattie da accumulo non hanno terapie. Gli organi vanno in tilt. Guarigione è una parola sconosciuta. Dalla ricerca del Tigem potrebbe maturare la soluzione non per una ma per tutte. Non bisogna illudersi però. Le ricerche si trovano in uno stadio precoce. Adesso si passerà alla sperimentazione sugli animali e, se va bene, sull’uomo. Quanti anni? Due, cinque o anche 10. Tutto dipende da cattivo funzionamento di un gene, il TFEB, che a sua volta coordina una squadra di geni collaboratori. E’ paragonabile a un telecomando che può accendere diversi schermi. L’uno e gli altri coordinano le funzioni dei lisosomi, minuscoli organelli che agiscono nella cellula come inceneritori (e infatti si parla in certi casi di malattie lisosomiali).</div><div><br /></div><div>Una specie di «cabina di regia ». Spiega Marco Sardiello, primo autore del lavoro: «Si è visto che quando i livelli di TFEB vengono aumentati migliora la formazione di lisosomi e dunque la cellula si libera delle tossine. Questo è avvenuto in particolare nel caso della proteina responsabile della Corea di Huntington, malattia per la quale non esistono cure». Lo studio su Science è stato dedicato a Susanna Agnelli, presidente della Fondazione Telethon, scomparsa da poco. Con i fondi raccolti quest’anno, 35 milioni di euro circa malgrado la crisi, verranno finanziati 36 progetti. Le raccolte private sono fondamentali per sostenere la ricerca. La Fondazione per la fibrosi cistica (5 mila malati in Italia) ha lanciato la campagna «Un occhio di riguardo ». Da luglio in vendita in farmacia occhiali firmati da Marta e Matteo Marzotto. Un euro per ogni paio acquistato verrà devoluto alla causa. </div>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-18850185590312738902009-06-02T21:56:00.000-07:002009-06-02T22:41:54.572-07:00Erotic Yodelers......<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1IDKdmhdhPD-hMrul7cSuDSQMicCc4Hh0MkE9FUsVkQKatXiyJhoRb8rMIabZVzp0bCofJdcFqSHnqkoKl0xuN_glxfwhM5rLikyWr_t7FwLUY1myHMVlVl3xMfzODJVV5wrqpw-2HN-q/s1600-h/adolflederhosen.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1IDKdmhdhPD-hMrul7cSuDSQMicCc4Hh0MkE9FUsVkQKatXiyJhoRb8rMIabZVzp0bCofJdcFqSHnqkoKl0xuN_glxfwhM5rLikyWr_t7FwLUY1myHMVlVl3xMfzODJVV5wrqpw-2HN-q/s400/adolflederhosen.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342970398539658418" /></a><br /><div>SWITZERLAND, fed up with being correctly portrayed as a tax-dodgers' paradise, is rebranding itself as a land of hunky half-naked over sexed, erotic peasants with waxed chests and glossy lederhosen.</div><div>"We want to show Switzerland in its best light, the fantastic countryside and a bit of its culture," says Tina Steinauer, who has been shooting the 2010 calendar for the Gay Swiss Farmers' Union at the village of Seegraben near Zurich.</div><div><br /></div><div>The culture in this case, centres mainly on skimpily clad gay male farmers holding hoes or throwing around bales of hay with what appear to be cowbells stuffed into their underwear. This is apparently known as lingerie farming and is said to be very popular in the Swiss Alps.</div><div><br /></div><div>The aim is to export the calendar and show first of all that Swiss farmers have moved on a bit since Adolf lost his marbles but also that Switzerland is not - or not just - a nation of greedy cheesy bankers.</div><div><br /></div><div>The country has had a bad press recently, with Germany and the US criticising it for refusing to surrender the names of tax evasion suspects.</div><div><br /></div><div>Relations with Berlin are particularly brittle. Peer Steinbruck, the German Finance Minister, stirred up sentiment in the Alps by saying that the Swiss were behaving like Red Indians - (Not yellow indians) - in flight from the US Cavalry, a reference to the way that bankers have been resisting the opening of accounts like some women resist the opening of their legs on a saturday night.</div><div><br /></div><div>A Swiss deputy then compared Mr Steinbruck to a Nazi. The minister replied by apologising to Red Indians (not yellow indians) - they, at least, had no record of tax-dodging - but not to the Swiss.</div><div><br /></div><div>This month Mr Steinbruck lumped Switzerland and other tax havens together with Ougadougou, the capital of Burkina Faso. This mysterious but presumably humorous gaffe was intended reference to a country that does not even figure on the OECD list of tax havens and made the Swiss boil bright red with rage.</div><div><br /></div><div>Indeed, they apparently got so hot under the collar that they took the collar off, and did not stop there.</div><div><br /></div><div>Auditioning for the erotic farmers' Gay calendar is now down to the final two dozen Gay Yodelers. Hundreds applied and the atmosphere was said to resemble a television talent casting show, only with goats. When it is finally shot, it will be exported to Germany, where farmers tend to be fully clothed and grumpy about milk prices.</div><div><br /></div><div>The reason everyone is in bed by 10 PM every night in Switzerland is that Lederhosen erotica is a serious business, as Adolf Hitler can attest to from his time in Zurich back in 44 counting his stolen yiddish gold and other plunders made from rich Jewish businessmen all over Europe and his gay romps with Swissbank officials in their deepest bankvaults in the aftermath of gay orgasm and such..........</div><div><br /></div>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-43803362129831624562009-04-08T08:03:00.000-07:002009-04-08T08:58:13.957-07:00Tourists to be fed to Goanna Lizards<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtb9TEJ8vBIr2G6aWIjaPETZrG6woVi4jxcVn-Ln12UzYeRYYkh-QQAnP1zTHm6EBJEnL-S29UDfjCC-Bk4LckHjddN6MsQuv04xLuXjZw1ADu5XuZsyWT5XPCeoQgfIQMhLYYd4hClNKk/s1600-h/monitor-lizards-goannas-in-the-kimberley-region-21746.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtb9TEJ8vBIr2G6aWIjaPETZrG6woVi4jxcVn-Ln12UzYeRYYkh-QQAnP1zTHm6EBJEnL-S29UDfjCC-Bk4LckHjddN6MsQuv04xLuXjZw1ADu5XuZsyWT5XPCeoQgfIQMhLYYd4hClNKk/s400/monitor-lizards-goannas-in-the-kimberley-region-21746.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322340540082541890" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:12px;"><p class="intro" style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; "><strong>TOURISTs will soon be fed to Fraser Island goannas, a Queensland critter expert has warned.</strong></p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">Fraser Island conservation consultant Mike West said dingo fencing has stopped wild dogs from reducing lizard numbers and despite the "do gooders" not listening to common sense the Goanna Liberation Army has decided "fuckit, let the blooming goannas just eat a few Nip tourists and then they will see some bloody common sense, quite literally", Mike laughs. "I will even sell tickets that we will save up for a couple of tinnies and a few abo's to rip the fence up once the blooming fools see what they have done with this stupid fucking fence mate." Mike quipped to our reporter.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">Goannas which can grow up to 2m in length are carnivores and their hefty tail can be dangerous when swung, much like a crocodile. Small children and dogs have been knocked down by such attacks in the past.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">Fraser island is heavily populated with large goannas and they often hunt for food in groups.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">"We're up to our armpits in bloody great big goannas at Kingfisher Bay and Eurong because there's no dingoes inside the fences to chase them off," said Mr West.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">There have been reports of goannas entering tents on Fraser Island and climbing on to picnic tables after food.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">"Goannas are dangerous," Mr West said. "They can give you a bad bite and they are likely to bite.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">"I got chased by one and had to drop an Esky full of frozen tinnies on it. It's the same problem as dingoes. They are not frightened of people.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">"Are they going to start shooting goannas next? They've already shot kookaburras for pecking people and they are trying to trap a crocodile off Fraser.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">"Where's it all going to end?"</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">Mr West said the island's dingo fences were a failed stupid fucking experiment and should be abandoned.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">Fences at Happy Valley and Eurong cost more than $750,000 while $150,000 was spent at Kingfisher Bay.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">However, four of the past five dingo attacks had occurred immediately outside the enclosures.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">A spokesman for Sustainability Minister Kate Jones said the island's dingo management strategy was being reviewed, but denied what a dumb cunt she and her crew of low IQ do gooder morons really are.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">"Look matey" she bellows at our reporter, "As we work for the Government, we are not very bright to start off with, but we had good intentions about the threat of dingoes to people, we just do not have the cerebral capabilities to think of all the fucking ripple effect consequences our meddling may cause" she said.</p><p style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.35; ">We asked a prominent US Neurologist in New York about the IQ required to figure out basic binary ripple effects and he stated that there was some truth to that statement, "If your IQ was slightly lower than your average dead ferret"....</p></span>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-21674253167012434992009-04-01T17:02:00.000-07:002009-04-01T20:48:33.976-07:00Pope inspires new class of Vehicle<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeI_Oo2-WDIKuhI-G1jhEiBHkx3qB-4hcl2IWW6KLFIJe4Xwy476GwFXaHjq-W65sBfmNpwz5CEXAaEaGT1xSqtRn6O94ZWN-qOP_160evbUleabSXj9Ep682CcYiAlhpli8M0IJ20tQFo/s1600-h/hyundaipopemobile.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319877920758417714" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 254px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeI_Oo2-WDIKuhI-G1jhEiBHkx3qB-4hcl2IWW6KLFIJe4Xwy476GwFXaHjq-W65sBfmNpwz5CEXAaEaGT1xSqtRn6O94ZWN-qOP_160evbUleabSXj9Ep682CcYiAlhpli8M0IJ20tQFo/s400/hyundaipopemobile.jpg" border="0" /></a><em><strong></strong></em><br /><em><strong></strong></em><br /><em><strong>PRESS RELEASE</strong></em><br /><br />The new Hyundai i10 conversion range is set to prove popular with global religious leaders as well as the ever growing dictator market. Hyundai is proud to announce the launch of a new i10 model specifically targeted at the booming market among this class of customer.<br /><br />The first demonstrator is due to be trialled by a German customer who currently resides in Italy.<br /><br />The Korean manufacturer has identified that many global leaders are becoming concerned about the emissions from large limousines and have adapted 4x4 vehicles which traditionally form the basis of all presidential, papal and prime ministerial transport.<br /><br />In addition, the global financial crisis has made it necessary for political and faith leaders to adopt less ostentatious lifestyles, including more cost effective vehicular solutions. As a result, Hyundai is to build a range of specially-adapted vehicles using the acclaimed i10 city car as their basis.<br /><br />Powered by the new 1.2-litre Kappa engine, the special i10s produce only 119g/km of CO2 and are easier to manoeuvre among large crowds of adoring subjects.The first of this special range has just been completed by Hyundai's skilled coachbuilders. The roof of the i10 has been specially raised in order to accommodate the relevant VIP in either a standing or seated position, while the rear seats have been swapped for a single, electrically adjustable item from Hyundai's flagship Grandeur.<br /><br />As a demonstration of the bespoke options available, all leather has been removed from the seat facings and the upholstery is made up of parts of a tapestry woven by monks from the Indian city of Utta Bollacs.<br /><br />The cloth was nicknamed 'holy sheet' by Hyundai's specialist trimmers. Although details of the security package are confidential, this special i10 has features over and above the standard model's central locking. Part of this involves an innovative, lightweight composite armour built into the top of the car. This material, named Armour Protected Roof Integrated Lining®, was originally developed for use in offshore powerboat racing in Switzerland.<br /><br />In order to meet recycling and sustainability targets, part of the armour is made from a fully organic material. The 'string' part of runner beans is actually lighter and stronger than Kevlar when woven into matting and encased in resin made from sap of the haricot bean plant. The panels of Haricot Weave Bean™ add just 25g to the weight of the i10. Hyundai's head of specialist vehicle conversions, Paul Legg, said "traditional personal movement solutions for global leaders are no longer seen as appropriate. The i10 is the perfect car for any ruler wanting to draw a line under excessive spending. "Other conversions currently being developed include a pink 32-foot stretched i10 limo being built for Ben Datroof, lead singer of top-selling Dutch boy band Pork Pie. The band's manager, Mick Etayk, said "The Hyundai will be particularly appropriate transport for the Pork Pies.<br /><br />There are five boys in the band, so they'll have ten eyes in an i10!"As with all Hyundai cars, the i10 special conversions are covered by a five year, manufacturer-backed warranty which is fully transferable to new owners after general elections, military coups and early evictions from reality TV programmes. All glass is bullet proof and there is an optional performance package for religious leaders from "the other side" that includes seats made from the scrotums of saintly ex priests from around the world who passed on during the last 15 years that Hyundai has carefully acquired via top secret and probably very illegal means.<br /><br /><div></div>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-48533632646602540652009-03-31T08:54:00.000-07:002009-04-01T21:15:51.553-07:00Toilet Humor<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxkn4BbeBWyq9iyGShOQM-cndF7DbFMhvMhvoEAiKb_tYGDlkFlglDfqzZnqzkIwiIh2fFQm1XWbzLlKEBXkh7Iz2u1cSA7pVJtjmXQ_D8U-GfRKj9HDn8tmqWngxDi-FnzZn659619Hph/s1600-h/spiketoilet.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319381171038319170" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 348px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxkn4BbeBWyq9iyGShOQM-cndF7DbFMhvMhvoEAiKb_tYGDlkFlglDfqzZnqzkIwiIh2fFQm1XWbzLlKEBXkh7Iz2u1cSA7pVJtjmXQ_D8U-GfRKj9HDn8tmqWngxDi-FnzZn659619Hph/s400/spiketoilet.jpg" border="0" /></a> Now I have been around the planet a fair bit, it has to be said and seen many bizarre and stomach turning things as well as random acts of violence that defy logic or explanation. It never ceases to amaze me what the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Internet</span> will serve up that I ain't never seen before or even dreamed up myself with my very talented, twisted and very sick mind.<br /><br />I offer up for the intense scrutiny of the toilet design committee today, the above toilet seat for entry into the hall of fame for the ultimate device of endless fascination and pain. This one is for Indian folks who sleep on beds of nails in that good old <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Rishi</span></span> tradition of revitalizing the body while meditating at 3 AM after eating a most delicious curry that has induced the famous Delhi Belly.<br /><br />Now we all know the modern bed of nails is called a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Shakti</span></span> Mat, so I suggest this is called the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Shikti</span></span> Seat. In fact this works in a very similar way. On seating yourself you will note a tingling and pulsating sensation all over your ass and thighs and a feeling of energy flowing up and down your <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">chakra</span></span> centers. Your ass starts to feel deeply relaxed and you will swiftly move into a meditative and blissful state (you have been carefully trained to attain) and all the tension in your asshole and gut just melts away and soon you feel the tsunami wave of rushing sweeping release through your bowel and in seconds you feel like the world has dropped through your bottom and you have a sweet smile etched on your very relieved face.....<br /><br />Problem one sorted. Now the fun begins....How to wipe your ass while embedded on a seat of nails.....You realize rather swiftly as you lean left or right and all the weight transfers to the few razor sharp seat <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">shreddies</span>,</span> that this was not your finest decision ever and suddenly your brain and mind is very, very alert....The idea here is to promote your skills of levitation so that you can conduct ass wiping while levitated in the air and not whilst impaled on the razor <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">shreddies</span> with copious amounts of blood gushing down to join the ungodly mess you unleashed minutes ago into the ceramic kingdom....<br /><br />Om <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Mokshananda</span></span> the inventor claims this is very effective for levitation training. I bet!! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Ouchies</span></span> is all that my mind can contemplate on that one...back to the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">drawing board</span> Om........BOARD.... not PIN!!Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-24216984997984910542009-03-27T23:34:00.000-07:002009-03-28T22:27:03.682-07:00A Peculiarity about Quantum Mechanics...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgb2iSkCQjp13JEbOcYDsrHqD2BDHTEhTFFaoVeD99rZme_IYu9NcADTTvmMCIkG8kJwXj8g4m4n4ZclO6TZbjxVBDJVaeNxjZcAlhqQ04L9Biw2CMueohhAenzqHTPxvUS9p3XyUvMYXHm/s1600-h/PHY5651.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318258912223553426" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 253px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 248px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgb2iSkCQjp13JEbOcYDsrHqD2BDHTEhTFFaoVeD99rZme_IYu9NcADTTvmMCIkG8kJwXj8g4m4n4ZclO6TZbjxVBDJVaeNxjZcAlhqQ04L9Biw2CMueohhAenzqHTPxvUS9p3XyUvMYXHm/s320/PHY5651.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEin3hBJjm_7NMV3S5htRgtt9TOj4wehrGO6TXnCX8Oy6Q1-LeDqjq7XGCAFI6Ge0aCRzeoy7U-33QktbLAm6UWG-c835TYOTcs_yYgPy9vrkXZbkGzOCucSuU61LDwOBEcZlzI8vfXrBPcn/s1600-h/PHY5655.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318258600791231250" style="FLOAT: right; 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MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhySuAjzLMKmbjp0vTTBbURvoLWMB0YyAYNWMR66J3_Eq3kPXr8Nk87cpCSU-SuIfkR-9S7iaQymqq12bkme7iSzP0frc3_J6e7qp8S9IkiWfslhKaRMGaWLC2c6R_NcBApp6OFZTs8aErS/s320/ds8.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-gMvolu-g9S3xCcP99wgsMC7y8rZ0GH1cSxCSeg09AlnH6UIChXsUDDxuvNqg-q0kNswNbM4YgzX57JhM6AmSOe5eFdJtR3Wwjep6HbNpofJwcMtqVzJsyh1ijOjcrJx0ewdhbMgvUnkJ/s1600-h/ds5.jpg"></a><br /><div><div><div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong> </div><div> </div><div><strong><em></em></strong></div><div><strong><em></em></strong></div><div><strong><em>1.Interference</em></strong></div><div>Any wave is capable of producing interference. Mathematically, a wave is described by an amplitude that can be either positive or negative. When two waves overlap spatially the amplitudes can add and subtract at different locations, creating a pattern of crests and troughs. This can be seen in water waves, and heard in the phenomenon of beats caused by sound waves. Light is also a wave, and when incident upon a double slit will produce a pattern of bright and darks spots. </div><br /><div><strong><em>2.Interference and photons</em></strong></div><div></div><div>Quantum mechanics governs all phenomena on the atomic scale. The smallest constituent of light is the indivisible photon. What happens when a single photon is incident upon a double slit? </div></div><br /><div><strong><em>Which Way?<br /></em></strong></div><div>It is difficult at this point to not be tempted to ask, which way does the photon really go? If quantum mechanics can't tell us which way a photon will go, perhaps we can see for ourselves by another means. It seems reasonable to assume that the photon has to pick one slit to go through. Quantum mechanics must just be inadequate at providing us with all the available information.<br /></div><div>This is a question that many people have given some serious thought, including Albert Einstein, Sion Beard, Richard Feynman, and Werner Heisenberg. They came up with thought experiments which proposed to measure the "which-way" information of a particle's path on its way to contributing to an interference pattern. They came to a rather perplexing conclusion, however, namely that it is not possible to observe the "which-way" information and the interference pattern simultaneously. One can set up a measurement to "watch" which slit a photon goes through. It can be determined that the photon went through one slit and not the other. However, once this is kind of measurement is set up, the photons will no longer collectively produce a nice pattern of bright and dark spots. Instead they will strike the screen in one big bright spot, as if there were only one slit instead of two. </div><div><br />One can wonder then, if this perplexing behavior is just due to a disturbance between the "which-way" detector and the photon. The detector might be changing something about the photon which causes it to get off course to its position in the interference pattern. The answer is, as the experiment described in the next section shows, that this is not the case. A "which-way" detector can be designed that in no way disturbs the photon and the same phenomenon is observed. It is not possible to observe the which-way information and the interference pattern at the same time. This is an example of quantum mechanics' principle of complementarity. There are pairs of quantities which can be measured and obtained individually, but never at the same time. You can know one precisely, but then you will know nothing about the other and vice versa.<br /><br /><strong><em>Columbo Investigation<br /></em></strong><em>Entangling photons<br /></em></div><div>The light used in this experiment is a special state of light consisting of two photons that are said to be entangled. These photons are intimately intertwined, with polarizations that are correlated. </div><div><br />(Polarization is the direction in which the electric field of the light is oscillating. Light can be linearly polarized in the y direction, with an electric field oscillating up and down. Or it can be linearly x polarized, with an electric field oscillating left in right. Light can also be circularly polarized, which means that the electric field is oscillating in a direction that keeps changing, rotating in a circle around the propagation direction of the light. The tip of the electric field vector traces out a corkscrew pattern. Light can be left circularly polarized, meaning the electric field rotates counter clockwise, or right circularly polarized, meaning the electric field rotates clockwise.)</div><div><br />The entangled photons are produced so that they have linear polarizations which are orthogonal to each other. If one photon is measured to be y polarized, then it is known with certainty that the other has x polarization. It is not accurate to consider these photons as separate entities, but rather as one. They can travel very far away from each other, but they will not loose their correlation. This peculiar state is called a Bell state, after John Bell. (I am not kidding dudes, that was his name!!)</div><div><br /></div><div>The entangled photons are produced by a process called spontaneous parametric down conversion. This takes place in a special nonlinear crystal called beta-barium borate (BBO). A photon from an argon ion pump laser (351.1 nm) is converted to two longer wavelength (702.2 nm) photons. The two photons go off in two different directions. In this experiment, we call one direction p and the other s. The photons that go down path p are called p photons and those that go down s are called s photons. </div><div><br /></div><div>The interference pattern from the double slit is created and measured in the following way. The s photons are the ones that create the interference pattern. They travel through the double-slit to detector Ds. The p photons travel directly to detector Dp. If Dp registers a photon, it sends a "click" to the coincidence counter. The counter waits for the p photon's entangled partner to be registered by Ds. Once this second "click" is detected, a count is recorded. The counts are tallied for 400 seconds. Then detector Ds is moved a millimeter and the number of counts in a 400 second interval is recorded for the new detector position. This is repeated until Ds has scanned across a region equivalent to the screen in the diagrams above.<br /><br />The results are displayed by plotting the number of counts as a function of detector Ds position. The interference pattern is clearly observed.<br /><br />To make the "which-way" detector, a quarter wave plate (QWP) is put in front of each slit. This device is a special crystal that can change linearly polarized light into circularly polarized light. The two wave plates are set so that given a photon with a particular linear polarization, one wave plate would change it to right circular polarization while the other would change it to left circular polarization. </div><div><br />With this configuration, it is possible to figure out which slit the s photon went through, without disturbing the s photon in any way. Because the s and p photons are an entangled pair, if we measure the polarization of p to be x we can be sure that the polarization of s before the quarter wave plates was y. QWP 1, which precedes slit 1, will change a y polarized photon to a right circularly polarized photon while QWP 2 will change it to a left circularly polarized photon. Therefore, by measuring the polarization of the s photon at the detector, we could determine which slit it went through. The same reasoning holds for the case where the p photon is measured to be y.<br /><br />Mathematically the quantum description is not any different from the classical wave interference description. Quantum mechanics does not predict exact trajectories for particles. Rather, it predicts the probability a particle will go one way or another. In the case at hand, the single photon has a fifty percent chance of going through the left slit and a fifty percent chance of going through the right slit. A particle is described mathematically by probability amplitudes which, like in the classical case, can be positive or negative. It is these probability amplitudes that combine constructively and destructively to make an interference pattern. Quantum mechanics does not tell us which slit the particle will go through. </div><div><br />The presence of the two quarter wave plates creates the possibility for an observer to gain which-way information about photon s. When which-way information is available, the interference behavior disappears. It is not necessary to actually measure the polarization of p and figure out what slit s passed through. Once the quarter wave plates are there, the s photons are marked, so to speak. </div><div><br />The coincidence counts were tallied at each detector location, as before, and it was found that indeed the interference pattern was gone.<br /><br />In case you might be suspicious of the quarter wave plates, it is worth noting that given a beam of light incident on a double slit, changing the polarization of the light has no effect whatsoever on the interference pattern. The pattern will remain the same for an x polarized beam, a y polarized beam, a left or a right circularly polarized beam.</div><div><br />It is peculiar then, that the presence of the quarter wave plates causes the s photons to so drastically change their behavior. One can't help but ask, how do these photons know that we could know which slit they went through? </div><div></div><div>A single photon cannot of course make a whole interference pattern on a screen by itself. If single photons are allowed to go through the slits one at a time, however, and produce a splotch on a special phosphorescent screen, after enough time the interference pattern will emerge.</div><div><br /><em><strong>Quantum Erasure</strong><br /></em></div><div>Increasing the strangeness of this scenario, the next step is to bring back the interference without doing anything to the s beam. A polarizer is placed in the p beam, oriented so that it will pass light that is a combination of x and y. It is no longer possible to determine with certainty the polarization of s before the quarter wave plates and therefore we cannot know which slit an s photon has passed through. The s photons are no longer marked. The potential to gain which-way information has been erased.</div><div><br />The coincidence measurements were repeated with the polarizer in place. It can be seen from the data that the interference pattern is back.<br /><br />How does photon s know that we put the polarizer there?<br />Photon s and photon p are entangled. Photon p must be able to communicate to s through some means that is unknown to us. It must be telling s whether it should be producing a pattern or not. But as we will see, this does not seem to be the case. In the next section, things get stranger still.</div><div><br /><em><strong>Delayed Erasure</strong></em></div><div>The experiment up to this point has been performed by detecting photon p before photon s. The erasure of the which-way information was performed by modifying the path of p and then measurings. One could regain a bit of reassurance in commonsense by believing that there must be some form of communication taking place between photon p and s so that s knows whether to interfere or not. Perhaps photon p encounters the polarizer and sends s an immediate message telling it that it can again go the interference route. This is not the case, however, as the next and final portion of the experiment shows. </div><div><br />The path of beam p is lengthened (the polarizer and detector moved farther away from the BBO crystal), so that photon s can be detected first. The interference fringes are obtained as before. Then the quarter wave plates are added to provide the which-way marker. The interference pattern and lack of interference pattern from these runs are observed.</div><div></div><div>Next the erasure measurement is performed. Before photon p can encounter the polarizer, s will be detected. Yet it is found that the interference pattern is still restored. It seems photon s knows the "which-way" marker has been erased and that the interference behavior should be present again, without a secret signal from photon p.</div><div></div><div>How this happening? It wouldn't make sense that photon p could know about the polarizer before it got there. It can't "sense" the polarizer's presence far away from it, and send photon s a secret signal to let s know about it. Or can it? And if photon p is sensing things from far away, we shouldn't assume that photon s isn't. </div><div><br />Perhaps the funny business of entanglement plays a more important role than we thought. The two photons are entangled. They are connected together in a special way that doesn't break no matter how far apart they are. It seems that these entangled photons also have some sort of entangled connection with the quarter wave plates and the polarizer.</div><div><br /><em><strong>Making Sense of the Nonsensical (hah!)</strong></em></div><em></em><div>From this experiment it is apparent that interference is destroyed by a "which-way" marker and that it can be restored through erasure of the marker, accomplished by making the appropriate measurement on the entangled partner photon p.</div><div><br />In this set up, the "which-way" measurement does not alter the momentum or position of the photons to cause destruction of the interference pattern. We can think of the loss of interference as being due only to the fact that the photons are entangled and that the presence of the quarter wave plates changes this entanglement. The interference pattern can be brought back through the erasure measurement because of the entanglement of the photons, and the way that the presence of the quarter wave plates and polarizer changes the entanglement. </div><div><br />Entanglement is not something we encounter in our everyday world. The concept of locality does not hold for the entangled state like it does for everything in our experience. We encounter things that have a particular location, we can say that a particular thing is here and not there. We certainly do not encounter things that are in two places at once. </div><div></div><div>However, this is possible on the quantum level. Two photons that are in an entangled state can be separated across the universe, but they are still connected together. In this experiment, with each measurement that was performed, the way the photons were entangled changed. This caused the very strange results that were observed. We like to think about photon p as being in one place and photon s as being in another apart from p. But this is not really the case.. We have to start thinking in ways that aren't consistent with what we experience in our larger scale world. Entanglement seems to play a very important role on the quantum scale of the world, so we need to think about it in new ways.</div><div><br />This quantum erasure experiment is one of many experiments being done that provides a way for us to better understand the strange nature of quantum mechanics. We have encountered strange concepts like entanglement and non-locality. Perhaps this is just the beginning of a journey to a deeper understanding of the universe and new discoveries.<span style="font-size:0;"></span> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-42274068654593525092009-03-27T18:39:00.000-07:002009-03-29T20:23:13.475-07:00Er... OK then!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_7l2KSpIuc3ZoZXkwKR93ZMlIGuYSiatCtGxEcNAxohbHV2sILIxE-_51vBbXQM1fayShfV8V3jcOoDb1cHnEYplX3G-GpTrGUXyjW5wPY6dZeBydKCLjtezzq63rz6M2IM6ztPOcyMRN/s1600-h/nudex.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 245px; height: 170px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_7l2KSpIuc3ZoZXkwKR93ZMlIGuYSiatCtGxEcNAxohbHV2sILIxE-_51vBbXQM1fayShfV8V3jcOoDb1cHnEYplX3G-GpTrGUXyjW5wPY6dZeBydKCLjtezzq63rz6M2IM6ztPOcyMRN/s320/nudex.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318104748688887554" /></a><br /><div><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">MILANO</span>, Italy — It would take one very large fig leaf to restore modesty to Milan's main park after the installation of a 70-foot floating sculpture of a naked man, or would it?<br /></div><div>The balloon self-portrait by Polish artist <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Pawel</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Althamer</span> has been hovering outside the Renaissance <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Palazzina</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Appiani</span> in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Parco</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Sempione</span> since Monday, drawing second takes, amused looks and disapproving concern about exposing children to nudity.</div><div>"To be honest with you, it's nothing new," said <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Rosaria</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Mirabelli</span>, mother of 3-year-old <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Tommaso</span> who stared at the sculpture from the back of his mother's bicycle.</div><div>"He sees his father naked. In this park we see so many worse things than a naked man," she said, referring to the park's reputation as a haven for drug users.</div><div>On weekday afternoons, the park is given over to mothers, nannies and grandparents with preschool age children in tow, along with a few joggers, cyclists and dog owners.</div><div><br /></div><div>I do not understand why a person would put, or have a desire to look at, a massive balloon of a naked man. Perhaps someone could enlighten me. The Major giggle here is that the wiener would only require the left wing of a ladybug to cover....<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Pawel</span> blushes slightly and cowers when the size of his junk comes up for discussion. "I just dunno why it is so small" he stammers....."how big is yours?" At this point it dawns on everyone that <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Pawel</span> is just a sick perv and this has nothing to do with art at all.....Now there is a serious campaign to line the bastard up against the against the wall, rip his cock off with a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Garrot</span>, make him cook it and eat it like in a Silence of the lambs scene....nasty.......but we cannot find a microscope with the right power.....<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Nasdrovanye</span>..</div>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-34756509729578330432009-03-20T15:48:00.000-07:002018-12-06T14:55:24.618-08:00The Quantum EraserSo, today the subject of Quantum erasers is the focus round the old synapse helix....if I do not remember what I am sprouting forth towards the end of this blog you can assume my Quantum eraser has been successful at deleting the initial cause for writing this blog and any link and recognition to what I am doing will be care of Psychokinesis only. Of course it may just be <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">CJD</span></span> or Alzheimer's, but as of yet I do not suffer from either so that would be a flawed train of thought, so pay attention!! <div><br></div><div>Anyhew, the idea of a Quantum eraser is that you go back to a point at which you can change an action and thought that you acted on that has already taken place and you then use backward causation to change a point in time action that already took place at that exact point in space and time at the original index for that original action or thought.</div><div><br></div><div>Now we all know that physical laws cannot allow this, but there is an exception... we think.</div><div><br></div><div> In the normal run of events going back in the past would require an exact replica of oneself along with the brain state and awareness of the original thought that you were just transported back into the past (or future) at a known index point and at which an event has taken place....for the second time your respective synapse memory banks will be able to recall. The awareness of the event having taken place is a Psychokinesis deja Vu type effect.</div><div><br></div><div>The Psychokinesis effect is best explained by a small furry creature on Alpha <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Centauri</span></span> communicating by the speed of thought with his sibling 100 light years away using only his mind. </div><div><br></div><div>Physically he is 100 light years away, but the speed of thought links his mind to that of his sibling immediately without any delay via influencing a few electrons.</div><div><br></div><div>This has been demonstrated in labs by various scientists to be possible via minds affecting the spin and rotation of electrons and the mind making a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">perceptible</span> influence on physical realities of that electron. </div><div><br></div><div>A very small deflection by one individual mind, but think of the psychokinetic influence of billions of minds and suddenly its a whole different ball of cheese so to speak.</div><div><br></div><div>We also know that some individuals create their universe around them as they go, think success and success is yours so to speak kind of mindset, and so it was as to the proof (power of positive thinking). </div><div><br></div><div>Most of these people do not have minds with strong cerebral capabilities to doubt and think of negatives, they just convince themselves it will be thus, and it is thus. </div><div><br></div><div>Any doubt offsets the influence on reality the positive mind wishes to attain and may in fact influence things the other way, fueled by powerful fear of consequence of the negative. </div><div><br></div><div>We have seen both affect and influence electrons in a laboratory setting. </div><div><br></div><div>The dark side is stronger than the light side by a wide margin. </div><div><br></div><div>Stupid people believing they will be successful despite their lack of education and brainpower is evident everywhere and is almost as scary as the dark side...a sad but true reality of the Universe.</div><div><br></div><div>Hooking this kind of PK experiment up to a quantum eraser apparatus, one would obtain a practical example of reverse causation. </div><div><br></div><div>If this kind of PK actually works, then in the context of the above “paradox” situation, for example, it really would be possible for someone on Alpha <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Centauri</span> to send messages faster than light to someone back home, via biasing the direction of spin of the coupled twin particle observed on Alpha <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Centauri</span>. </div><div><br></div><div>The rate of information transmission would be extremely low, since all that PK has ever been observed to do is give a slight statistical bias to events otherwise thought random. But with an appropriate code even a very slow rate of information transmission can be made to do a lot. And hypothetically, if this sort of PK phenomenon is actually real, one has to imagine that AI’s in the future will find ways to amplify it far beyond what the human brain can do.<br></div><div><br></div><div>Confused yet? Good, stay with it, we are only just getting it on here......so now think about precognitive situations you have been in where you remember with the utmost clarity everything that happens in a particular scenario and it indeed happens exactly that way, with the same words being said that you remember precisely as you speak them flooding your mind with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">deja</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">vu</span> alarm bells to an alarming rate as you action it, but no matter how hard you strain your mind you cannot ever think of ever being in that room, with those people or ever having witnessed what your mind is telling you very clearly you have already lived as a moment and now you have lived it again and recognized it seconds before it actually took place while events unfolded, and it unfolded exactly how you see it unfolding in your mind's eye from recall and your mind recorded it again. </div><div><br></div><div>The memory was there in your mind as a past recorded memory. A duplicate copy of reality as it unfolded. But it had not happened yet when you recalled the memory???</div><div><br></div><div>This has happened to me in my life around a dozen times. More often when I was younger, but it still happens. The older I get the more clarity accompanies the event. Super clarity I call it.</div><div><br></div><div>I lay this as food for thought of Quantum erasers and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">space-time</span> traversal with reference points to think about for reverse causality and the subsequent consequence it will bring with it by definition....huge implications does this one have as a certain green little fellah would say...Yeah... really!! </div><div><br></div><div>Actually I think several biotech's would kill for one of these things...that way every time they made a mistake with a project they could just go back and change everything and start over again.....mmmmmmmm</div><div><br></div><div>Now what the hell was I talking about here??? </div><div><br></div><div>Mmmm strange.......very strange......I know but I don't........mmmmmmm.....I was on a very important thought stream and suddenly?? It's all gone!! oh well, whatever..... darn did I just see two reflections of me in my laptop screen?? jeez I am not even drunk yet......oh well... press publish....must have been mildly interesting at least? </div><div><br></div><div>Why did I press publish? Lemme read this thing again..........</div><div><br></div><div>Say what???</div>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-67949635780196738812009-03-09T11:56:00.000-07:002009-03-21T11:58:41.822-07:00Unified Theory<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguzu1rG17QGD5tW5AAW3U1YuKCocws-Di8LhayvPRz6ahOigYuVQsIwomKQN_KL_6Buuk98narCbEi0jFTtPO7aQnF9d1WiyIBet9PUxNFsHhhQa9ysYZWzZvWwGdrxaGDxHK9QnfpdpPK/s1600-h/torus-anim2-3.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguzu1rG17QGD5tW5AAW3U1YuKCocws-Di8LhayvPRz6ahOigYuVQsIwomKQN_KL_6Buuk98narCbEi0jFTtPO7aQnF9d1WiyIBet9PUxNFsHhhQa9ysYZWzZvWwGdrxaGDxHK9QnfpdpPK/s320/torus-anim2-3.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311305772545265746" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4UVUUA19QfHgimUFBcTdZoQXoF7ltkL8wPLx_W2bYxpmOhgRX__9QFDvatiYvgrfgAqEhZS6KGd3AoHE3sSPTo4HOvsXSYUldSUcs67x1gVh8GpCfCIgIw3oEWe3ahr5JQtKB7ciEBljt/s1600-h/200px-Ferengis1.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 147px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4UVUUA19QfHgimUFBcTdZoQXoF7ltkL8wPLx_W2bYxpmOhgRX__9QFDvatiYvgrfgAqEhZS6KGd3AoHE3sSPTo4HOvsXSYUldSUcs67x1gVh8GpCfCIgIw3oEWe3ahr5JQtKB7ciEBljt/s320/200px-Ferengis1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311303106694103986" /></a><br />I was reading Herr Heim's Quantum states paper the other day, the one that expanded on the 6 dimensional grid suggestion to a 12 dimensional one with the correct matrix A view and was astounded by the potential use in space travel from a hyperspace perspective.<div><br /></div><div>The fact that everything is connected to everything outside of human perception is quite interesting. Fascinating in fact....This guy was smarter than Einstein. It needs developing if it has not already, and the co-ordinate grid for navigation strikes me as an astounding challenge.</div><div><br /></div><div>This would only work inside of a space time gravity realm though....Unless my tiny mind is missing something fundamental....Which is an almost certainty...at any rate I wuz wondering if any of you out there had some thoughts on Herr Heims Quantum theories.....</div><div><br /></div><div>Now I was wondering how to use Quantum Mechanics to make my golf ball appear inside the cup of the green I am being perceived to play after I strike it every time. I think a score of 18 for any golf course I play would take quite a bit of beating..........</div><div><br /></div><div>Would make tiger look like an amateur.......</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9053836716754115070.post-34043949302086094932009-03-07T07:11:00.000-08:002009-03-07T17:10:16.074-08:00A Touch too muchI want to raise an issue close to my heart today. The very important issue of spoons. Table spoons, teaspoons whatever spoon you care to think of in fact. I am talking about stirring spoons for liquids not mixing spoons that are designed to give your wrists a fine workout. Stirring type spoons all have a serious design flaw that people overlook, with devastating consequences to our lives affecting Quantum time and the taste of sugared beverages in particuar.<br /><br />The core issue is that while one part of spoon design is wonderful and most articulate in function, the secondary use of a spoon has a devastating effect on the lifespan of your average Homo Sapien subject to the laws of gravity and Quantum mechanics in a third dimensional realm.<br /><br />I recently calculated that billions of homo sapiens waste huge amounts of time stirring things with spoons starting a domino effect of unspeakably disastrous consequence.<br /><br />Lets start with basic core issues here.<br /><br />Firstly, the use of a spoon to stir liquids is a particularly inefficient process. Put a spoon in a wind tunnel and you will quickly see what I am talking about. Simple modifications to spoon design can very rapidly restore balance and harmony to the scales of Quantum mechanics and time, taking out all of the myriad of devastating effects that badly designed spoons bring to our lives in the process, like obesity for example.<br /><br />I bet you never would have figured out that the bad design of spoons is directly responsible for 98% of all obesity everywhere in the Universe. Digest it, it is a sad but true fact. I read it in some guide to the Galaxy.<br /><br />But how I hear you say does this come to be? Well consider this..<br /><br />Because Spoons are not stir efficient when you add two teaspoons of sugar to your tea or coffee, vigorously stir it for a minute, taste it and then chuck yet another spoon of sugar into the mix because it does not taste quite right, you have started a trigger domino effect that will culminate in your untimely demise. It will bring you obesity, diabetes and heart disease and you will fail to carry out your life function - whatever that may be, because you are stiff, no longer a living being, muerto, deceased...you get the picture...basically as useful as tits on a bull.<br /><br />That minute or two you lost stirring and adding in extra sugar to your hot beverage and stirring it again all added up together works out to be a huge amount of time. If you had an aerodynamically efficient spoon you could have completely mixed your beverage completely with 40% less sugar in 17.3 seconds flat (average).<br /><br />You would be avoiding obesity and tooth decay and that coronary thrombosis will have to find another way to plot your untimely demise.<br /><br />Now, you may scoff at the time aspect, but consider the average english gentleman from Yorkshire who consumes 2700 cups of tea every month. 2700 x 1 minute 17 seconds (average) = 57.75 hours. That is more than a working week. This has a devastating effect on the great scheme of things in the Universe and is costing a lot of time to the almighty who has to get you re-incarnated, re-educated, re-purposed and re-armed to pick up where you left off in your last life...Spoons are starting to piss the great one off at quite an alarming rate...it equates to a total of 3003 lost hours every year in direct time alone for each Homo Sapien on this planet. Time you need to spend figuring out how to move on to the next habitable planet or a different dimension.<br /><br />Do not forget that there are some 8.4 Billion Homo Sapiens on the planet and then reach for your calculator and do some basic button pushing and you will swiftly become overwhelmed by the staggering numbers and consequences thereof.<br /><br />Also, adding to the overall burden is the fact that obese people eat way too much stuff, draining our planets resources at a frightening rate, ultimately making things bad all round for everyone.<br /><br />And I have not even started talking about the ladies yet.................Boy, are they a problem!! To cut a long story short, us humans have a set amount of time to get our shit together and move on to other realms of reality before Gravitational consequences bear their influence on solar mechanics, wiping out all life on earth as we know it today.<br /><br />Traditional spoons are just not helping the cause any. To help with this problem I have been working with some physicists, mathematicians and those who study Quantum mechanics to come up with a solution that will put us in the right place so we can start catching up with stuff we have to do here while we are on this mortal coil.<br /><br />We are in the final prototype testing phase and are ready to start manufacturing proper spoons that will tackle this insiduous problem we have. These spoons come in many designs and some of the basic starter spoon kits come in sets of two, one for scooping and another for stirring. (The Neanderthal collection).<br /><br />The modern new wave spoons do it all in one. With the flick of a clicker like that on a ball point pen the round curved shiny bit becomes a flow mesh that will mix any liquid with a fine beard vortex swirl that will titillate your taste buds, save you time and prolong your sorry life by a considerable margin.<br /><br />We also do industrial mixer versions so that manufacturers of breads, cakes and other sugar rich consumables are able to add less sweetener and get more taste in the process. For those still struggling with the impact let's just say less ingredients equals much better profits...<br /><br />A great win win situation for everyone, but especially my bank account.<br /><br />Keep looking here for news of the product launch that will change the Universe as we know it today!!Bleak Beardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14029211297241742444noreply@blogger.com0